Fedorable's Big 'Ol Thread of (Dank) Memes

Something I came up with myself as well:

EE Sama winning a game of Phantom Assassin.

Previously on Game of Shuffle:
RTZ left EG with Zai to join Secret due to his feud with Peter Dager, the Salt King. In response the Salt King Peter picked up Aui_2000 and Sumail the Prodigy. knowing a rift is bound to occur between Kuro and RTZ, since Kuro had had problems with carry players in the past, Peter purposefully befriended RTZ outside the tournament, further alienating RTZ from his new teammates. This resulted in Secret performing poorly and EG taking TI. Puppey, realizing the depth of Peter's plan, chose to pick up EE, RTZ best friend, in hopes of motivating RTZ to play his best. Little did Puppey know Peter had already poached RTZ back to EG in another attempt to sabotage Secret, kicking aui in the process since he had no longer any use for a filthy techie picker after techie nerf. Lacking a mid laner and offlaner, W33 and Misery were chosen to replace Zai and RTZ. What Peter the Salt King didn't know is that, RTZ had been made aware of EG treacherous plot during TI5, and had only agreed to return to EG in a secret bid to ruin them under the order of Puppey. This resulted in a notable slump in EG's performance while Secret took a major in the process.


Recap on the latest Game of Shuffle Episodes:
Increasingly suspicious of RTZ's behavior, Peter the Salt King realized he had been had. RTZ was a LAN assassin sent by Puppey and had to be dealt with for EG to have a shot at winning the next Major. The following plans that Peter came up with was truly a scheme befitting the title of Evil Genius.
Knowing RTZ would soon grow weary of his double life as an Assassin, Peter had anticipated RTZ's return to Secret, to EternalEnvy. In response, he asked Universe to befriend RTZ, baiting Secret into replacing W33 AND Misery when RTZ eventually rejoined Secret with Universe. Meanwhile, Puppey had made another play on his own, enlisting the well known MMR assassin Bulba to infiltrate EG, since Puppey had known that Universe would be leaving, and EG will be needing an offlaner. Puppey thought he had the upper hands now: he had RTZ back with EE, motivated to win every single LAN, as well as the best offlaner in the world, Universe. Little did he know, Universe was a long time EG loyalist and a secret LAN assassin himself. The result: Both team ended up last place of the Manilla Major.


Next up on Game of Shuffle:
Universe, having completed his mission spectacularly, returned to his rightful house, Team EG. Meanwhile, Secret was forced to play with Bulba, the MMR assassin as stated in their contract, since he too, performed his duty amiably. Zai's return to EG, however, hit one notable EU team right below the belt. Is this another spectacular play by Puppey, sending yet another LAN assassin to ruin EG? Or is this a play made by Peter the Salt King, to deny Secret a chance to win the TI with a decent offlaner?