August 31, 2014

Pro Pub Player Picks Poorly (according to team)

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It as been a long time since my last pathetic pub experience, but with these lessened occasions comes a downside. The ones that DO show up are considerably worse.
Beginning the game:
My teammates were a 4 stack. Normally I do not mind this, but when all four of them are insisting I play a hero I said I couldn't play all that well, I find myself hating it.

For example, the team wanted their team to look like this:
- Tiny
- Io
- Brewmaster
- Nature's Prophet
- Juggernaut
They all wanted me to be the wisp, because of course none of them want to support, let's make the random guy do it, even if he INSISTS that he cannot support, much less a hero like wisp!

So instead I pick a support i'm more comfortable with: Shadow Demon.

Take one guess as to the kind of things they began saying to me. Here's a hint.

"Wtf why are you ruining the strat?"
"You lost us the game. GG."
I think one particular moment is best described with a Pokémon battle.

*A wild enemy Pudge appears*
*Tiny used Avalanche. It missed.*
*Juggernaut used blade fury. It missed.*
*Foe Pudge used Meat Hook. It's super effective. Tiny fainted.*
*Shadow demon used Disruption. Foe Pudge is trapped!*
*Juggernaut must recharge*
*Shadow demon used Soul Catcher. Foe Pudge cannot run!*
*Shadow demon used Shadow poison. Hit 4 times.*
*Foe Pudge used Rot. It's not very effective.*
*The poison strikes!*
*Foe Pudge fainted*
*Juggernaut and Tiny used KS report! It's not very effective on Shadow demon.*
So yeah, that happened!
The rest of the game happened so that I went 14-2-5. The 4 stack had stopped trashtalking me at the 5th kill, as their best player had only 2-3-0 at that point.

Eventually they got Tiny a force staff (don't ask) in order to push me onto a cliff whilst I warded, and then leave me to die by saying "Shadow demon on cliff!" then walking to base.




That's why I always carry tp scrolls.



3 seconds after they all went to base (probably laughing) they then saw the tp symbol on minimap and started going "jk! hahah!".

I got my revenge much later, by force staffing tiny into enemy fountain, and disrupting him.

THE END.(???)
P.S: Bunkan, that's why I don't support.