Bunkansee Plays a MYSTERY Hero!

So I might make this a frequent adventure series, we'll see. The idea is that I play one one these "pro" (heroes which noobs can't play) heroes.

And today was the beautiful, elegant, precise, and perfect...

PRINCESS PEACH (Mirana)

So Mirana is a hero I have been pretty pumped to play for quite awhile now, reading (TheSofa's) guides, and watching videos. I feel i really set a milestone in DotA 2 history today.

So here is the story...

BTW my team were amazing, hell they even helped me when I told them it was my first game with princess peach. Also the words "don't feed" came on the chat at some point but I ignored that part.

We started the game with me (Mirana, if you somehow didn't know which hero I was playing) and my friend (Bane, we were playing that good ol' combo) going bot (radiant team). Soon into the game, bane nightmared... "Ez shot" I thought in my head, and proceeded to ignore the rather obnoxious ranged creep right in front of me. "PERFECT SHOT" I screamed in my mind... "Get out of my way!" then proceeded. The Centaur, who we were laning against said "nice arrow" I replied with "ty" I had been practicing those kinds of shots for awhile, and I always appreciate nice compliments. I soon, however, punished the centaur with an arrow to the face and that sexy leap to follow which lead to the poor fool's demise. Meanwhile on the top lane Necro had just taken a second double kill, so the words "DOMINATING, DOUBLE KILL" were etched on the screen for a few seconds. I said "wp top" they replied, "we are fantastic".

Next upon returning to bot, me and Bane were ready for action, a perfect arrow to centaur and then fiends grip after ensured his death. Sniper ganked; HEADSHOT and I died.

Later on we started to push mid, I arrowed sniper while the little turtle sat behind his tower thinking he was so safe... WHOA 5 sec stun and a leap killed him.

After taking all tier 2's I saw pugna jungling (no, idk either) and I launched a fast moving projectile (AKA Sacred Arrow) at his face, the noob didn't even see it and I leaped and pwned him.

Finally the game was ended, my KDA was 9/6/5 or something, can't remember the assist part. I am very happy with how this game played out, here is the DOTAbuff if you want more detailed explanations of goings on, make sure to watch the replay if you want too, it is very action packed. DUTIBOFF

ON ANOTHER FREAKING NOTE I WON A FREAKING LUNA GAME OMG OMG OMFG: HERE PLS WATCH
IT WAS AMAZING! LUNA GAME PLS WATCH PLS AND I MEAN U XYRUS

You won a Luna game? Hooray! And your winrate is now.... 20%.

Now THATS progress!

Your getting there. To bad you didn't play against me as Spirit Breaker. The Mirana enemy had pretty much harsh time, let's say the whole enemy team.
Spirit Raper

Too sleepy to watch replay right now, I'll just quikly browse the DotoBu...you bought Drum + Helm AGAIN?! -_-

one of those "pro" heroes that Bunkansee cant play?

I'm sorry that was mean :S

Why would you get helm and drums?^
On luna you basically just get treads-helm-yasha-manta-other **** then click on people who come near you until they die, its ez

And fear, what you did in that game can be described as animal abuse, I mean killing a woman..ok but her cat, you bastard

TBH all heroes for me are pro heroes which I can't play, in this case though it was Mirana which was the pro one (FOR ME ANYWAY!, and Luna is just cursed, my ping was fine this great happy day, the all of a sudden, on the Luna game.. BAM 500 ping.
Honestly, Xyrus has been messaging me every Luna game I play and saying, YOU GOT DRUM AND HELM AGAIN? I tend to peek at the top right corner of the screen and then ignore it and continue on with my pro strat.

To Unscathed:
YES I know, I couldn't believe it either. Honestly must've been either garbage opponents or luck.

To F.E.A.R:
Yeah, I'm super happy with this game, I'm going to definitely play more Mirana. And ouch, I'll stay away from you if you're playing Spirit Breaker.

To Xyrus:
I...I... PRO STRAT. It worked didn't it?.... after the first 19 tries...

Xyrus and Fleet, of all the God-awful things you see in pubs what makes you cringe is seeing a Luna going drum + helm?
I mean, seriously, last game I watched on Stream was a 6K MMR game where a team went triple Midas (including a Midas Enigma) against a team with Brood AND Lycan and lost at 20 minutes ; and Drum+helm Luna is the unforgivable crime? There is a sense of proportion in all things and drum-helm Luna is really nothing...I mean how is that even bad : how is getting early game items to tank up incompatible with farming?

Just one thing : the whole point of getting helm on Luna is to stack ancients, you're supposed to get the helm early and stack ancients with it :)

Currently... I have never actually done this... WOOPS!

Quite applied to any carry no matter how hard is it to pilot him. Luna is one of the hardest ones, because she is squishy, and has no escape, which is enough already to make her a no-no for newbies, but she also has supbar attack animation and range, which makes it not so easy to lasthit when YOUR ****ING SUPPORT TRIES TO SCREW UP YOUR CS OMG TREANT STAHP DENYING ME GOLD WOW JAKIRO OP WHERE IS MY ****ING HP I'M OUT OF REGEN "MIDDLE IS MISSING" **** HIDE QUICKLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY TOWER PUNK GREAT I'M 0/2/0 NOW.

So laning her is a pain in the ***, you need good lane mates and weak enemies to make laning comfortable. Not to mention he is useless in teamfights without BKB or Manta. I mean completely.

So I can feel for Bunkan - Luna is not the best pub carry for sure.