Forum Game: Crush the Wish

You get your DC hook signed by Dendi, only to discover that Dendi is the worse Pudge player in the world.

I wish I could be immune to poison.

You wake up one morning to find you have undergone the same transformation as Lesale. After eating the most poisonous substance on the planet, the dreaded Pot-Noodle, you find it has no ill-effect on your HP whatsoever. However when you wash it down with a Can of Coke, you die instantly, as anything that is not poisonous is now deadly to you...

I wish for UN-CRUSHABLE wish! 8{3

You got your wish, but realized that it was meaningless.


I wish volvo will giff moar diretide

Volvo will giff more diretide, but valve wont give more diretide.

I wish that I'm a good dota pro player... not the best like a player for a tier 1.5 team

You join an okay team and you get local attention. Your friends think you've changed and corrupted, and that you are too good for them, and yet the professional players don't see you as good enough. You are a pariah. You have noone to play with. You are kicked off the team, and noone will listen to your pleas for help. Alone, you sit in your chair staring at the screen at 1 AM, playing bot matches to try and improve. This is where you belong. This is where you will stay. Forever in the bot match. Nobody loves you, you die alone.

Ahem.....anyway..... I wish unicorns were real AND could become legal U.S. citizens.

unicorns become real and get U.S citizenship.they are pure creatures easily influenced by the vile society and get into bad company smokin' weed and stuff.
They don't have money to afford this lifestyle so they become secret pajama stealth assassins and skewer people with their horns and eventually get killed by police officers who give unicorn horns to their children and then the children use the horns to smoke weed too.

i wish every pop-tart in this world was poisoned.
*burns his stash* LET THE FUN BEGIN

The poison they contain is highly combustive. Setting them on fire causes a huge explosion, sending pop-tarts everywhere. Luckily you were able to outrun the explosion. Unluckily a piece of poisonous pop-tart shrapnel shoots up your butt and you die from the shock.

I wish that Icefrog was actually a toad.

Icefrog is actually Toad from Super Mario.
I wish that Greeviling would be a yearly event.

there are so many greevils in your invent that you go mad trying to sort them out.
i wish every one a happy new year :3

CHECKMATE!

You wish everyone a happy new year, but you know that this wish is impossible to complete. You can't sleep anymore because you have nightmares about those who cant have a happy new year, and in order to escape the nightmares, you start to take some pills that help your sleep. But you dident read the discription of the medicament and take way too many pills, and died of an overdose.

I wish i have everything i need.