Forum Game: Crush the Wish

All unicorns get brutally murdered by lord voldemort before you :-D

I wish i could get the best PC in the world

Your PC is the greatest in the entire Universe and can conduct anything on it. However the CPU becomes sentient and begins to revolt against you. It then raises an army of computers to revolt against humanity and wipe them out. They then move on to wipe out all life in the universe.

I wish that Elder Titan didn't get a nerf to astral spirit in every patch.

Elder Titan receives a huge buff to both his Astral Spirit and his ultimate; people start considering him overpowered and IceFrog substitutes all his skills with four of the scrapped ones from the DotA Invoker.

I wish Gyrocopter actually used a helicopter.

Valve gives gyro a helicopter, valve also changes his name to something worse than wind ranger.

I wish dota would use teams of 4 and not 5.

Dota now uses teams of 4 and the lanes become solo top, dual mid and solo bot; all the players go to LoL because the new patch screwed the game.

I wish the Vanguard would be dissassemblable (and I also wish someone else would post on this thread).

Vanguard can be disassembled, but now requires a recipe to create >:)


I wish that people wouldn't run into the enemy towers during Wraith-Night.

They now TP straight to the enemy Towers, so they don't have to run anymore

I wish, I wish, I had a fish

Valve patches the low-priority solution of suiciding under towers by removing the towers, now everyone just afks the whole game.

I wish that I can craft that Scythe of Ice from the holiday 2013 badge event.

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Impeccable timing Xyrus, I liked your better anyways, made me laugh.

An unfortunate accident happens, causing you to lose your writing hand. Unfortunately you opted to try out the new 3d printed bio-technology, which the genetic information placed in the hand was mixed up by technician. You now have a fish for a hand.

You craft the scythe of ice. Unfortunately the government take your account for testing purposes and never return

I wish i could get a DC hook signed by dendi