Fedorable's Big 'Ol Thread of (Dank) Memes

Yes, the title is true. Legion, World of Warcraft: Legion, sends convulsions to my vagina.
The reasons are simple, World of Warcraft: Legion is in fact THE DEVIL. And my Vag as been possessed by evil spirits for a long time.

Too start I will say the history of my vag.
I was impreginated very young by a stud outside a planet fitness. He seduced me with a needle and rufolin, after that he refused to call me and I was forced to raise a half black child on my own due to my faith I could not abort. For these reasons, I now am forced to deal with an annoying brat of a half black child running around while I try to play World of Warcraft.

Now my Vag still has remnants of possession in it, and I try hard to clean it daily, but it lingers inside the walls of the fallopian tubes.
Now we have WORLD WARCRAFT: LEGION..that is where my half boob, my rectum, and my cleansed lips draw the line to draw the connection.
Legion has broken boundaries i COULD Not imagine.
Legion has too many reasons that cause my vag to go shoop banna wazasalalakka salalami mananana nackakaakaka.
Too start lets list a few major points about..legion

Kotick uses Legion as a scapegoat to hate on Hunters
Kotick needs Legion to help his marriage, as Legion will provide an outlet back to Illidan, the only source he had to connect him to his wife
Artifact weapons were a way for Kotick and Ghostcrawler to rekindle certain fires from their past
Now I am a devout christain and I SUPPORT rekindling old relationships as much as I support taboo relationships within families which I do, so I support point 3. But other then that, Legion does nothing but make my vagina convulse.

Legion has introduced the lost isles? How is that not the most provocative reference their is? If you put any 5 year old kid in front of an educated women and that educated women asks said child to point out where the Vestibule is, or even the ****oris is..the kid wont know until he has penetrated! THAT IS EXACTly why the Lost isles is merely a fallacy.

Now I am a sex addict dealing with a lot of problems so I will have no other option but to buy into Legion and enjoy the convulsions, but does Blizzard really want to be the devils that feed into my addiction or do they want to have the moral right to end the problem before it starts? That is what I propose, and i KNOW FOR a fact the rest of the wow community is behind me. Thank you.