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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » January 9, 2014 3:09pm | Report
"FRESH CABAGGES," he bellows at the top of his lungs in the marketplace. For he has retired from defending ancients and has instead taken to the Fields of Endless Produce to become a vegetable salesman. :D


I wish I could ride a Spirit Breaker...

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Xyrus » January 10, 2014 2:53am | Report
Your friends and family look on with disgust as you "ride" the Spirit Breaker.

I wish Chen would ride (not the same way as Porygon does to Spirit Breaker) a GIANT HAMSTER!

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Mr. Nuke » January 10, 2014 3:06am | Report
Chen's giant hamster eats all of vegetarian Pudge's vegetable store. Pudge is so disheartened that he decides it's not worth being veggie if that's what's gonna happen, so he dismembers the hamster, eats it, then goes back to being a carnivore.

BOOM. Two wishes crushed at once.

I wish Earth Spirit's remnants and his Geomagnetic Grip had the same cast range so I can insta-combo them again =(
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » January 10, 2014 3:40am | Report
Mr. Nuke wrote:

Chen's giant hamster eats all of vegetarian Pudge's vegetable store. Pudge is so disheartened that he decides it's not worth being veggie if that's what's gonna happen, so he dismembers the hamster, eats it, then goes back to being a carnivore.

BOOM! Two wishes crushed at once.


Well Played!


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I wish Earth Spirit's remnants and his Geomagnetic Grip had the same cast range so I can insta-combo them again =(


Stone Remnants and Geomagnetic Grip now has the same range of 100.

I wish that I could ride ON a Spirit Breaker :P

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porygon361 wrote:

I wish that I could ride ON a Spirit Breaker :P

You ride ON(?) a Spirit Breaker as he charges towards a Tinker, unfortunately, this Tinker has Travel Boots and a Maxed out Rearm, so he just Teleports away from you every time, leading to an endless chase. You live the rest of you life wishing you could have just gone back to "riding" the Spirit Breaker instead.

I wish that there was a DOTA x LoL game, where Heroes from DOTA fight Heroes from LoL.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by hjvaughan » January 10, 2014 4:25am | Report
There is a Dota v LoL game. However it was terrible and because of that people lose faith in both Dota and LoL leading to a massive decline in people playing video games in general. Because of this Riot goes out of business, while Valve goes out of the video game market and becomes a semi profitable haberdashery.

I wish that I could have Tinker's Rearm ability irl.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Peppo_oPaccio » January 10, 2014 5:00am | Report
You get Tinker's Rearm ability in real life but you realize you have no mana and no spells, so changing cooldown times is meaningless.

I wish Witch Doctor's skin got reworked (in a better way, possibly).

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by samukobo » January 10, 2014 5:13am | Report

You get Tinker's Rearm ability in real life but you realize you have no mana and no spells, so changing cooldown times is meaningless.

I wish Witch Doctor's skin got reworked (in a better way, possibly).


Witch Doctor receives a visual overhaul, giving a much more polished look. You rejoice at the news yet are immediately disheartened as you realize that WD was changed in the same way that dota 1 LC was changed.

Witch Doctor is now Witch Nurse, and is pink.

I wish Dragon Knight got a five base damage increase buff.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » January 10, 2014 7:11am | Report
dragon knight gets his buff, but icefrog buffs lifestealer as well, making dragon knight useless.

i wish i could say nyx like a nyx saying,"nyxnyxnyxnyx"

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Wulfstan » January 10, 2014 9:48am | Report
You can say nyx, but then Nyx's same is changed.


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