Fedorable's Big 'Ol Thread of (Dank) Memes

Now as our inhouses have shown, I may not be the best Doto player here, but few can match my mastery of the Dank Arts. Now, I have decided to share my knowledge with you normies, whether you use these dank arts to spam twitch chats or for s**tposting is for you to decide, I am merely here to provide you with the tools necessary to meme well. But just because this is my thread of memes doesn't you guys can't meme it up, on the contrary; you SHOULD meme it up.

Now, let the memeing... BEGIN!

Fedorable: congrats. You really are a meme master.

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PLS DUNT H8, APPPRITI8

heres my collection of good dota memes. Taken and collected from the internet.
Oh,how man times hav i done this:


WE ALL NEED THIS


KCAF signing out

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You've been visited by FACEFULL VOID

Post this 5 times or else you will get a FACE FULL of VOID.

...really.

I've been ****posting copypastas here for ages, and now we have this threaderinio?

Nobody.

Outpastas.

Me.

Not even you, my dank brother :)

Now if I can rephrase that:
Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 11, ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 17, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs 20. Iᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄʜɪɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ. Gᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ɴᴇʀᴅ

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As Artour stood in the school library, the dean approached him:
"Artour" He said "This is your last exam, if you fail this you're out, Babaevsky."
As he turned his face slowly, with a grin as large as his GPM, he responded with such elegance: "LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd"

Sweat started pearling up on Bone7's face as he saw the determined look in EE's eyes.
"Don't do it, Jacky. We're the hope of the west, we've got to win this."
Jacky remained silent and the boys became tense. Nobody dared say a word.
"We can do it right here, Bone-chan," Jacky whispered, "we can show Icefrog how underpowered Terrorblade is. He'll have to buff him next patch."
N0tail finally paused his hardcore gangster rap and ended his silence. "You can't just gamble with this, Jacky! We won't even get second place if we lose this one!"
But before he finished his sentence, it was done. Terrorblade was picked, C9 got crushed and they ended up third place. The hope of the west was gone and all animes were cancelled the very same week.
A few days later, the patch hit. It had worked. Sniper had been removed from the game and Terrorblade was unstoppable, having a 90% pick rate in pubs only a week after the patch.
A few months later, C9 won The International 5 undefeated in a 3-0 grand final against Alliance. 100% TB pick/ban rate in their games. They came out of their soundproof booths and Loda stretched out his hand to EE reaching for a handshake. Jacky 'Ayy L' Mao walked past him, seemingly ignoring him. Instead, he pat him gently on the back as the intro theme to Neon Genesis Evangelion came blaring out of the speakers. Soe handed him the mic and asked him how he felt.
A moment of silence befell the entire stadium, as the world watched.
"I basically just do manga **** so **** off"

Greetings, ******s:
My name is xXSwaGGy-Quarlax [FaZe], Interplanetary Diplomat for the Andromeda Galaxy. I would like to begin this message by assuring you that I am not a camping ******, nor will my people attempt to quick scope you. Although we have amassed many 360 no scopes throughout our collective lives, we come with a message of peace. I hope to make clear that this is a knife-only match and we will not be attempting any ******ry, nor will we feed mid. We wish only to share our swag amongst your people, you ****ing aim botting hackers.
My clan and I have traveled many millions of light years in search of sentient life, visiting thousands of planets in an attempt to make contact and find the dankest kush. While we have been forced to pwn many noobs and **** countless mothers on several of those worlds, reking their **** harder than a Haitian Earthquake, we only did so out of self-preservation. None of those planets held any life beyond the hostile and untamable, nor any blunts to blaze upon. It was truly us against them; however, we wish to make it clear that we do have blood on our hands. We, as an intergalactic species, understand that trust is founded upon honesty, and thus tell you ****** hackers of our former ******ry. That said, we assure you that your obese, apartment dwelling neckbeards will stand safely beside us and shall never be shrekt.
We first located your planet nearly six Earth years ago and have been monitoring your communication devices, which you call “X-Box,” to learn your jargon and construct our message of peace. We hope that you understand our dialect and not see us as pay 2 win feeders. In order to further express our good faith, we have amassed a large collection of Code Red Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos, which we would like to share with your MLG pros. We hope you accept our offering in peace, and that you not **** our mothers. We wish only to become allies with you, the ****** tryhards of Earth.
Please find us waiting for you at your trailer park tomorrow at sunrise. We will be in the large flying aircraft, which should be just a few pounds lighter than that of your mother's left tit.
Ayy lmao,
xXSwaGGy-Quarlax [FaZe]

Friend who is a regular player began to play less and less since the patch hit. As the days went on the steam messages I would get from him became more and more nonsensical and unintelligible. The last time I heard from him was three weeks ago now and the only thing he said was "Ho Ho Ha Ha".


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Now for some I'm partially responsible for popularising:

What the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker did you just Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker say about me, you little Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker in the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, and I've been involved in numerous secret Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker on Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, and I have over 300 confirmed Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. I am trained in Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker warfare and I'm the top Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker in the entire US armed Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. You are nothing to me but just another Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. I will wipe you the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker out with precision the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker of which has never been seen before on this Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, mark my Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker words. Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker think Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker can get away with saying that Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker to me over the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker? Think again, Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker across the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker and your Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker is being Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker right now so you better Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker for the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. The Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. You're Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker dead, Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. I can be Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, anytime, and I can Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker you in over seven hundred Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, and that's just with my bare Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. Not only am I extensively trained in Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker combat, but I have access to the entire Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker of the United States Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker off the face of the Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, you little Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker comment was about to bring down upon Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, maybe you would have held your Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. I will Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker fury all over Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker and Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker will Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker in it. You're Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker dead, Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

so i was walking down the road today and 2 black hoodlums approached me. They asked "dawg u a crip or a blood fool". Startled, i muttered "I'm a kripp". The power of morosan rushed through my body, i raised my ****er and blew both of the hoodlums away with 100% pure orange juice from concentrate. Value.

Bro, you literally saved my life. I was running away from communist East Germany. I had had no food or sleep for 3 days, and I could feel my legs collapsing beneath myself. I saw the guard tower that would surely shoot me down if I approached the chain-link fence tipped with barbed wire, and I lost all hope. Then I spied a West German fellow about to watch this vid. I hopped the fence to skipp the kripp just in time.
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Yes, I play Hearthstone guys :) Can only take credit for finding those last two on youtube.

Now to add some spice with pretty pictures: