Public matchmaking jerks.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1260616460


Long story short, picked LC, without any warning maiden says "carry" and gets gloves + tangoes level 1, WR says "carry" and "CM pro" and demanded farm bot, then I had to jungle and buy courier and endure complaints of "slow farm" while my jungle camps get stolen by clockwerk and CM (not even subtle steals, they blatantly rocket/Midas the neutral I was hitting), and I couldn't farm lane because they took every single one, and they blamed me for being useless because every time I move in for the kill, they deliberately wait for me to die during duel before they swoop in and "save the day". Also, CM ****ing saved spells to KS me and it deprived me of 40 duel damage.

We didn't lose because the WR and Tinker (the only ones who weren't *******s) were admittedly pretty good, and the enemy team's picks were trash, but the maiden and clock were flaming me all the way, and the way they played is an indication that they wanted to decrease my KD and make me die. I muted them, but I really couldn't stand those *******s and I fed the (my) courier once (lost my temper there, shouldn't have but it felt good to make them so angry. Conveniently, the courier respawned just as I completed AC).



Anyway, tell me how you guys cope with ******* teammates.

Carry Maiden = Instant Respect
:p

but sounds annoying, also; Butterfly

EDIT: I cope with annoying teammates by:

Playing in a 5 stack, thus, no annoying teammates.

Annoying them back (my personal favourite ;) )

wot? mute button.

pory pls

I don't. :c

Edited the title for ya. Don't make it that rude.

sofa double post! sofa pls

also, tis' miracle that your team won (well considering the tinker and wr, ehhh)

If there's something I've learned from League of Legends it's this:


1. Go to their house
2. Sit on their couch
3. Take pants off
4. Masturbate
5. Look him in the eye with your left eye and his mother with your right, bonus points if you manage to look to west and east
6. Establish dominance.

What double post?
EDIT: Wow, I double posted that too.

sofa delete now pls

OT: mute them pory. MUTE.