Forum Game: Crush the Wish

Not only do people play ricochet now, it becomes the best selling game of all time. However, a disc narrowly missed you then ricochets off the wall behind you and kills you instantly.

I wish that Valve would put new heroes in dota 2 that aren't necessarily in the original dota.

Valve now deletes all old heroes and only adds one new one :3

I wish Facebook wasnt so annoying T_T

Facebook becomes perfect, but everyone's account information is deleted. Nobody wants to go through the trouble of ressurecting all the lost information, so no one uses it anymore

I wish I could support in pubs without somebody screwing up the farming roles

Any carry that you support becomes the top player on their team. Not a single person who you have supported has died once. Inspirational music starts playing in the background. A montage of you best games starts rolling. You work you're way up to the top and you are now a pro player with your very own team called John and the Zoidbergs. Unfortunately now that you are no longer in a pub game all of your carries suck.

I wish that I could get into a game and play legion commander (someone always picks her first)

You pick legion commander :D. Unfortunately as soon as you picked her your PC erupted with sheer awesomeness killing everything including you :D

I wish i could buy the new arcana :(

You manage to get it, but just as Legion Commander trades a part of herself to gain the blades, so too must you sacrifice your soul to Gaben, becoming his personal sex slave. (Not that any of us aren't already his metaphorical ***** *cough* sales *cough* XD)

I wish I was in a different time zone so that I get a chance to answer the "What Hero am I?" thread quick enough =/

You live in the same timezone as I do, unfortunately gypsies steal your PC.


I wish I would get Skeleton King back.

He comes back in January but as the Wraith King ((hurts because it's true))

I wish my cat could talk.

Your cat can now talk, unfortunately the government considers it an abomination of nature and experiments on it and you to determine the cause of it. No one hears from you or your cat ever again.

I wish that I could control time and space.

you can now control time and space but unfortunately the Doctor now see's you as a threat to the universal timeline and uses the tardis to drop you into a black hole where your control of time and space means that the torture of being slowly pulled apart, as your density increases exponentially from the feet up, is extended for eternity.

too much?

i wish that the unicorns were real and we could ride them into battle like valiant steeds.