Tales from the low priority

Chillax!
It was a one time favor i pulled in...............

plus your sob stories got to me. You really need the heart of a troll to enjoy LP games.

Kyphoid give us spoilers on next update

erhm,
thats previliged.
But expect your year beast.

There is something around mid-year, all i will say that something BIG is coming.
*game changing BIG*

No ****. We heard that befoe from the blog posts.

SO,
you want me to tell something thats unheard of?
Will that make it credible even if it wont happen?
Or would you prefer something common place but guaranteed to happen?

It is a new engine change, more modes and a 3d remake.

Pugna was promised in the next update but i wont cross my hands on it. Because i have no information on that whatsoever.

More no ***** on the engine change. I ask for real ones, not troll ones.

I am eating the bait rite now.

Unscathed dont chase the rainbow. It doesnt end.
THERES NOTHING MORE.
There is no pot of gold or leprechauns.

ERGO: there is no big update, for now.

It does end. But it is very far away. I must wait later on this month.

Kyphoid what are the pugna reworks? PM of youd like.

Im eating the bait rite now.

I feel like we're getting trolled big time.

I cant tell about anything else, but he DID have my LP games reset to 6.
Or maybe he is lucky that my LP games got reset, and he somehow knew.

It is mysterious either ways.

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new story no.6
Title: Not SSVEN-TASTIC,
http://en.dotabuff.com/matches/1207332308
For all that is holy, i wanted to play an honest to god #5 sven. You can bash on me if you want, but i have heard so much that i am probably immune to all kinds of bashing or abusing.

No support ? check
no wards? Check.

Sven to the RESCUE! get a soul ring and brown boots, you become a alking talking armor giving stun mmaking machine. Couple that with aghs late game and SVEN IS HERE TO PUMP YOU UP.

I suppose i bought into the valve trolling us.

So no one wanted to take objectives obviously coz of techies. but turns out techies is only mining rosh.
No one wants to DEFEND towers and i died THREE TIMES IN 2 MINUTES because i was the only one tht will tp to defend.

Add to my misery that the enemy bloodseeker has the penchant to rub salt on enemy wounds by telling them how noob we all were. I became his center of attention. Oh it hurts, very much.
Puj hooks for jack! A standing techies survived, EVERYTIME!
Naga was 0-10 for most of the game.
And invoker knew two spells: sunstrike and ghostwalk.

We ended up losing, and had the enemy team bash on us, verbally abusing and scolding on how we are noobs who should quit dota. Troll ended reporting us all INCLUDING HIMSELF.


Meanwhile, bloodseeker built shadow blade when mirana was in her team.
I wont say anything more.