Tales from the low priority

TALE NO.3 Title: Dota buff or it didnt happen???????

The game went into NO STATS due to poor network conditions and i didnt know(all of them didnt know) and we played on.

A teammate randomed SF. He wanted to swap
I wanted SF.
There was one more guy who wanted SF.

So i said okay this guy will take SF.

But this guy becomes a total mute and the randomer re randomed into lion.

I raged and asked him why you didnt take him if you wanted. Silence.
I even told him that if you didnt, why did you show your interest? Silence.

I went PA bot. HE comes bot and asks me to go top.

I went top. Phoenix in my team TPs top at minute 1 and starts taking cs by blocking me and also feeds the opposing team.

Bloody well i said.

Shots were fired at me. Enemies and allies alike on how noob i was. I got farmed to 4 slots at minute 30 took down most of the fighters but a sniper was taken by super melee creeps( he was level 5 when the game ended). While phoenix never used sunray to heal. Lion blames us for loss(he was the one who randomed). While the silent bro(lone druid), the one who actually trolled by putting dibs on sf and not taking him, reported me and i got 6 more games in LP for that.

Apparently, i am not good enough to win 1v9.

GG NO RE.

even interesting fact is that this game is not being recognized in Dotabuff or dota game client as a played game. Steam does not recognize me playing PA. THEY NEGATED MY EXISTENCE.

have you ever considere becoming a horor writer?

I have one more for you
Title: Viper succumbs to his own poison.

So,http://en.dotabuff.com/matches/1204830626

This happened.

I have my fair share of router problems. Granted.
But i DC for 3 mins and sniper here sells my items.


Interestingly, i went mid after wulfy chan said that viper owns.
Now i get a pudge, pretty good at hooks. I won the lane, and stole some runes from him.
Now sniper says that i should be ganking. Okay, nice. Went bot and died twice.

I got one kill but the juggernaut is strong in solo killing. Once that yurnero comes near me, everyone abandons me and leaves me.
I went back mid. Sniper followed me.

We leapt at the crystal maiden mid. Sniper dies to tower fire and blames me. Riki takes double kill mid but sniper still blames me.

NOOB VIPER- said sniper.

Me: wtf dude ty, blame your bad positioning to me.Later when we lost mid tower, he still dies by walking in a hook he had seen bcoz it was warded. When i say that he dies bcoz of bad positioning

He says: dude wtf, you started blaming me.

Me: i wasnt the one viper noob when you died to tower fire. Dont start blaming and improve positioning.

I was nearly aghs, then i DCd for 3-5 mins.

Came back to see no items in my inv.

While i see, riki building a second diffusal. I suggested euls, since he had a basher and daedalus, it can position his smoke.

Anti mage building a bkb without basher or heart.
He went straight into butterfly. Fed twice and nearly hgad us lose our rax.
I told him: bro, you need heart and basher. Please. They have a puj and a Legion commander, BKB cant do much here. Tank up.


AM still pushed good and while we are winning, sniper again starts to call me noob.

Now while we are throning-
AM: stupid viper asking me to go heart. Stop teaching others and look at yourself , you got no items idiot.
Me: I dc'd dude, mek into viper is good.
AM: stupid viper
Sniper: report stupid viper.

Nightstalker was DC for first 25 minuted into the game. They didnt blame him. Maybe because he warded.
Why was i reported? because i suggested riki to build euls? AM to build Heart?(he died only because of duel, which could be partially avoided when he would be tanky and we were nearby to disrupt.

AM: reported, dont teach others. Look at your build.


LP EZ. 6 more games into my pool of to do LP games from this.

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Unscathed:
I dont write that good. Or was that sarcasm?

Ok so this guy starts raging at me for feeding with Terrorblade. He doesn't realize that when you are putting the squishy as **** Terrorblade in lane with an Axe and Meepo that you will get bursted hard as hell and die since you can only attack and last hut when Metamorphosis is up... trade lanes... He says no ....

Play bot games, they count as a LPQ game if they last longer than 15 mins.
But if you really want to play normal queue, mute everyone, it's for the best.
I have a lot of expirience with LPQ because my Internet is ****, this is the way to go.

I'm sure it would be difficult to introduce but it would be great if there was a way to only be put into LP by Rage Quitting/ Abandoning or being Reported, instead of when you DC and the other team won't pause the game for more than 1 minute.

My laptop tends to overheat when the weather is hot/ muggy so I can't really play DotA other than first thing in the morning. I played in the afternoon yesterday and DC'd twice in 1 game, resulting in everyone leaving by the time I reconnected.

I'm just sorry that you have to suffer LP just based on something out of your control. But I guess you can laugh about the matches now??? Maybe...

P.S. Sorry to everyone in my game where I DC'd!!! It was a fun game and my team seemed great. That loss is mine.

GLHF.

You won the game? What trickery is this!


And that was sarcasm btw :3

Doesnt work.

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KCAF: Check your Game client now, there should be only 6 LP games left for you now, down from 21.
Its a one time favor i pulled in for you. Because i like you.

Dont ruin it by DC'ng again.

OH MY GOD
KYPHOID HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!!???!!!

Its really 6 NOW.


THANKS!


I will still post my 6 LP games if some story-worthy comes out.