My wonderful teammates! (an infuriating pub story)

Sigh haven't won a game yet today. Keep on getting so many ****py players on my team. Gotta love the laning Enigma who was last hitting all the enemy creeps and not giving farm to me as a Troll Warlord. Then got all mad that he kept on dying in lane and wasn't able to get his blink dagger. He then rage quit the match.

So critism is happening all around the world!

But IMO SEA is the best at swearing. Believe me. I ran into dozens of players like that, and almost my every game had at least 2 swearing players. Even sometimes they say cyka =.=

Sigh. Got pushed out of lane by my support Kotl spamming illuminate. Again was playing Troll.

He went out of his way to make me leave lane and farm jungle cause I couldn't get anything in lane.

When they enemy started pushing and taking all the towers; he went and jungle farmed with illuminate so he could get his aghs.

But did report him for abilty abuse. He used recall to teleport members of our team to him when he was surrounded so they could die as well.

KotL's are the worst. I had a game yesterday where i was Timber (second time ever) laning against a Slardar and KotL. Rekt the KotL, it was therapeutic. He was doing the same though, the Slardar had no chance, always near our tower. Me and the WD got a good few kills on them. I had 25 min arcane > bloodtone > BoT's.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1174929139

Just remembered, i was a timber, against a KotL. In lane i didn't once get mana drained. I really felt for the Slardar. I could imagine him ranting quite a lot that game.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1166410395 (AA)

My lane is the only one won.

My lane partner:

Escape at possible turnaround situation
OR
Stay at possibke ENEMY turnaround situation

So we dived tower.

As sson as i see rotation TPs i backed away.

But NOOO the gyro kept going and died

Well at least he didnt trashtalk



I think im MVP, even tho its very arrogant to say. Buying wards, i had most kills pre the all t2 is down and also least deaths.

My BIGGEST mistake in the game is playing AA because lag.

I loved the hero, seems fun.

But... LAGS!!!

I play that infuriating kotl.
Spam illuminates in safelane theb get yoy blink up. Blink onto a cluff and start recalling.

REPORTED!!!!

Meh. I play techies.