A place to vent your dota frustrations

Just got out of a game where I was called a noob by a Sniper for not doing enough dps as an Enigma. Kinda hard to do damage when I'm blackholing the whole entire enemy team while you run away under the cover of your shadow blade.

Even though he's so uber leet cause he only died twice in early game and then never died again. Mostly cause he rushed shadow blade and would rather go invis when he loses even the faintest amount of health. (Only time I ever wished the other team would buy dust.)

At games end where we finally won after basically having to take their entire raks and two of the best refreshered aghs black holes of my life to kill the enemy team.

He goes on to say how we're all noobs while he carried us to victory.

I actually did amazing that game too. Mek, Pipe, Refresher, Aghs, BoTs, Shivas.

Yet its that one Sniper that was such an ***; thinking that he's the next Arteezy or some **** that just pisses me off.

The rest of the team worked their ***es off basically playing 4v5 the entire game while he ran away with his shadow blade. Only turning to ks with his ult.

Hate players like that.

This was awhile back, but it still makes me laugh. The memory is a bit foggy, but I think I remember the main part.

Our team wasn't doing that great, which led to some bickering. We had a Wraith King who only had an armlet and boots (oh, and a quelling blade!) at 30 mins, yet was talking **** to all of us about how awful we were.

Anyway, he was telling us how we didn't know how to play our heroes properly, and someone mentioned that he was playing the easiest hero in the game. Dude flipped out.

"WRAITH KING IS NOT EASY TO PLAY, YOU HAVE TO KNOW EXACTLY WHEN TO USE HIS ULT TO PLAY HIM RIGHT," he said. I wasn't aware you could "use" a passive ability or pick when you die, but I'll continue his monologue. "NEXT TIME I'LL PICK A REALLY HARD HERO LIKE MANGUS."

No that isn't a typo. He was actually on his mic yelling at everyone, and said he would pick MANGus. We all lol'd at him and he ragequit once the other team joined in.

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A big frustration I have is people picking "OP" heroes and expecting to just have an auto-win despite not really knowing how to play them.

-Voids who get Hand of Midas at 10 minutes and have 30 CS at the 15 minute mark.
-Lycans who die at lvl 1 in the jungle.
-Nature's Prophet players who jungle for literally 20 minutes with no ganks or pushes at all.
-Tinkers who have lvl 2 Rearm and still no Boots of Travel.
-Meepos who demand solo safelane (wat) and then get no farm and blame the supports.
-ANYONE who picks a mid hero after we already have an Invoker, Pudge, etc and refuses to leave the lane for them.
-The many, many Techies players who insist that it was their best hero in the original DotA and then go 0-15 or something.
-Nyx Assassins who don't support and don't realize what heroes to pick against. I had one on my team who lastpicked against a Wraith King, Axe, and Faceless Void. He didn't do too well.

Hm... ever had a game where your picks are:

Naga
Sniper
Drow
Mirana
Skywrath (me)

Sniper refused to leave safelane, so we ended up with a Naga offlane, Drow mid, Mirana offlane, and Sniper and Skywrath bot.

Which isn't that bad.

HOWEVER...

at 25 minutes in, the Sniper has: Tangox2, 2 branches, and 3500 gold in his inventory!
I was like: "um.. Sniper... would you mind getting some items?"
He was like: "sure...?"
He goes and buys a hyperstone.

*Facepalm.

I then checked his skills. He's level 6. At 25 minutes in. How is that even possible.
To make it worse, he had 2 points in shrapnel, 2 points in headshot and 2 points in take aim. NO ULT.

*Facepalm.

Naga got a 45 minute radiance.

*Facepalm

Drow went shadow blade. After they bought a gem to deward.

*Facepalm

I carried the team. I had Atos, Bloodstone, mana boots, hex and buyback.

Lifestealer Says he's jungling.... Okay sure.
Lifestealer buys midas at 14:36... Whaaaa?
I remind Lifestealer to use his midas ten minutes later.... FACEPALM

I have a feeling I will use this thread more than I would like too....
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/901605407
Just look at it, watch the replay if you are brave enough, but just how, how can you be so bad....

THE TOP 3 THINGS THAT FRUSTRATE ME THE MOST IN DOTA

1). PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE GOOD WHEN THEY BUILD TRIPLE BOOTS

2). PEOPLE WHO BLAME SUPPORTS WHEN THEY THEMSELVES ARE A F%$#@KIN SUPPORT

THE THIRD AND WORST THING PEOPLE DO THAT GIVES ME THE BLOODY S%#TS IS:

3). PEOPLE WHO EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ******** SPAMMED A LANE "ME MID PLS ME MID PLS" HAVE PUT YOUR HERO ICON ON THE MINIMAP AND HAVE PICKED YOUR HERO THEN AT THE LAST SECOND THEY M*&%F&^%IN PICK A HERO THAT IS NOT EVEN A MID AND CAMP MID SAYING "GO BOT NOOB GO BOT I MID NOOB"

i actually like the idea of surrender..gg...option to be given in dota...so that you dont have to bear up with the pain of playing with scrubs..may b if three out if 5 surrender then its a gg..so atleast noone receives a ban...n saves time too

Complitly agree

except idiots will use that to forfeit games that can be won.

yea pretty much.

My top hating things at the moment;
I know I can win a solo offlane as eg centaur or windrunner and someone comes along and stands there. They do nothing but sap my bloody exp.
Next, scrubs who throw away a lead. Our team all their t2s and at least a 20 kill lead. What happened? They decided they could 1 v 5 the other team and so 3 of us had to try and win fights. not fun.
Finally.
Fleet. (no more to say)