What do heroes do in their free time?

Very well then, you have sealed your own fate xD

I have rendered it thus.

Better put those Last Words on your Tombstone >:D

Wow, glad to see that this thread is going so well. Seeing the recent trend, let me try one for each hero!

Earthshaker is a major league basketball player, with his catchphrase: "ECHO SLAM!!!"

Beastmaster runs a semi-successful zoo, but unfortunately for financial reasons it is shut down.

Huskar is an Olympic spear-thrower.

Io becomes a comedian. One of his most famous acts is: Boop bleep bloop, bleep bleep bloop!

Tusk is arrested for punching walruses.

Phoenix and Tinker make a fireworks show, but instead of fireworks, THEY USE LASERS!!!

Anti-Mage finds a new found appreciation for magic. However, he is unable to cast magic which frustrated him greatly. People jokingly called him the Can'ti-Mage.

Morphling, while sleeping one night, is mistaken for a cup of water and was never heard from again.

Sniper parties with the tf2 sniper and the sniper from sniper elite.

Ursa settles down with his cubs and his a kind family man.

Troll Warlord works with a drilling company. His insane attack speed has made people think that he in fact IS a drill.

Crystal Maiden and Lina go to Jakiro to help their relationship.

Zeus goes back to his wife, Hera. He never cheats on her again and has a wonderful rest of eternity.

Silencer and Warlock have rival libraries.

Keeper of the Light invents the lightbulb so that he doesn't have to do all the work.

Sven is a farmer and uses his sword to cut down all the crops in one swoop.

Dragon Knight appears on Game of Thrones, but is killed off after three episodes.

Alchemist appears on Full Metal Alchemist, but is killed off after three episodes.

Elder Titan appears on Attack on Titan, but is killed off after three episodes.

Centaur Warruner is an Olympian sprinter, but is disqualified for having a horse body. He spirals into a depression, eventually killing himself with a double-edged blade.

Drow Ranger lives a life secluded in the forest and isn't heard from save for rumors of travelers going missing.

Phantom Lancer appears on Naruto, and replaces him and has a successful life.


Templar Assassin gossips about all the secrets she was charged with keeping.

Gyrocopter upgrades to a makeshift helicopter. He finds out to late that ejection seats were a terrible idea.

Ember Spirit starts a martial arts class.

Puck is a world famous bank robber, he hasn't been caught to this day.

Enchantress and Chen are arrested for influencing and the mass murder of jungle creeps.

Ogre Magi wins the lottery, but it turns out that the numbers were; 4 8 15 16 23 42. He then appeared on Lost, but was killed off after three episodes.

Skywrath Mage leads a peaceful life, but is mistaken as a bird during hunting season.

Tiny starts a workout program to get rock hard abs.

Clockwerk spends the remainder of his life repairing clocks.

Brewmaster discovers the formula for the world's greatest beer in the world.

Timbersaw mysteriously disappears in a forest.

Legion Commander goes through internal struggles about her/his gender.

Juggernaut starts a ball room dancing club, but accidentally cuts them all in half.

Vengeful Spirit never regrows her wings and lives in torment for the rest of her life.

Luna and Mirana coincidentally BOTH got stranded in the middle of the ocean with just their respective pets as company. (Props to you if you get it)

Lone Druid ironically gets mauled by his own bear.

Storm Spirit appears on Dragon Ball Z, but is killed off after three episodes.

Shadow Shaman is famous spiritual therapist.

Rubick spends his life quietly using his magic for the betterment of society... Haha, just kidding, he totally becomes this idol among mages. In fact an entire religion is created after him, the religious text being the Rubick's Cube.

Kunkka lives to a long age, but dies in an accident with his boat in the middle of the ocean.

Omnikinght fights against Rubickism.

Treant Protecter is a tree.

Bristleback takes anger management classes and befriends Tusk. Later he found out that he had been in prison but broke out.

Earth Spirit takes over Earthshaker's job of shaking the earth. His catchphrase is "There may be many earths, but there is only one Earth Shpirit.

Riki and Bounty Hunter battle it out to see who is the better assassin.

Naga Siren becomes an opera singer.

Windranger starts a rival drilling company to Troll Warlord's.

Disruptor is an electrician.

Axe is a royal executioner, in that he executes royals.

Tidehunter is arrested for Kunkka's death.

Doom just is Satan.

Undying appears on The Walking Dead, but is killed off- actually never because he is a zombie.

Bloodseeker becomes a search and rescue bloodhound.

Faceless Void creates time para- time para- time para- time para- time para...

Broodmother, Nyx Assassin, Sand King, and Weaver are killed by exterminators.

Bane makes everyone's worst nightmare come true, the coming of the Goblin Techies.

Man finally understands black holes, making Enigma no longer an enigma.

Death Prophet and Necrophos DON'T become a thing. In fact they never talk to each other again. (#BeingARebel)

Dark Seer is an anomaly just because of his name. I mean, how can you see if it is dark?

Outworld Devourer is renamed to World Devourer after eating some dirt.

Pudge appears on Hell Kitchen, but is killed off after three episodes.

Shadow Fiend, Wraith King, and Necrophos try to enslave the dead heroes.

Spirit Breaker grazes.

Magnus is the inventor of those vacuum bag things that allow you to TRIPLE YOUR CLOSET!!!!

Phantom Assassin returns to her mysterious order.

Slardar finally catches Slark.

Lich is the new Red Mist General.

Pugna and Leshrac are demolitions experts.

Batrider upgrades to the now dead Gyrocopter's plane.

Shadow Demon tries many times, and fails every time, to take over the world.

Lifestealer works with Puck.

Lycan appears on Survivor, but his wolves are eaten within three episodes.

Abaddon is stuntman for famous celebrities, but not for any heroes obviously.

Razor is tiger trainer in a circus.

Medusa juggles five arrows at a time for the circus.

Lion turns people into chickens for his trick in the circus.

Dazzle dazzles the circus crowd with his light shows.

Spectre works with smoke and mirrors in the circus.

Ancient Apparition stares at people awkwardly, giving them cold feet.

Viper and Venomancer start a partnership to make a drilling company that uses an advanced method, poison!

Visage and his familiars go back to Narrow Maze.

Night Stalker is arrested for stalking a small child.

Chaos Knight plays D&D.

Clinkz never gets back his human body and commits suicide after going through major stages of depression.

Meepo, seeing that they now have competition with all these drilling companies they step up their game, by creating a mechanized drill.

Terrorblade, seeing his brother try magic, tries it himself. Unfortunately the lack of magic runs through the family. People call him the Fauiluremage.

Witch Doctor goes to medical school and changes him name to Optometrist.

Queen of Pain finds a way to come into our world and becomes the Queen of England.

Invoker appears on Jeopardy, but is killed off after three episodes.

I had better Press the Attack before you can Call Down some pain.

I hope people got the reference, so they can understand what's up and why it is actually funny.I won't spoil it anyway.

Another challenger appears?! Guess I'll level up MY long post!!
(Yeah, I took out the puns cause it was a bit long, but not longer than my wall of puns >:D )



Fine, I shall give you a Glimpse of my True Form
My attacks will be as ruthless as a raging Sand Storm
Fear the Presence of the Dark Lord for he has come to rise
With an Insatiable Hunger and Thirst for your dreadful demise

Your fate is sealed, your imminent Doom has come
The Reaper's Scythe shall take you back to where you came from
As you Press the Attack you have failed in your defense
You will be vastly Overpowered with a strength so immense,

You cannot Repel nor can you defend
The Reality that this Nightmare... will never end

I never thought their pets liked getting wet.




can you pm me what the reference was Sir Moderator?

Right, let's go.

You may enjoy Tinkering about with hollow threats, but that won't protect you when you feel your Soul Ripping away from you. I hope you can Replicate the amount of power I contain, but no amount of your Fiery Soul and determination can amount to the task. Allow me to Glimpse once more and you will find the future changed.

I shall Spin Webs of deceit within your mind, and Enfeeble whatever strength you may have remaining. Howl with indignation all you want, nothing shall change for you. The mighty Avalanche of my threats shall Toss you into a dark sea, where you shall eventually Blink out of existence. Allow me to Illuminate you once again, so that you may Recall all of the times to come. My Doom is coming? Let him come, Presence of the Dark Lord or not, you will feel your Time Lapse out of the universe.

It is not my Nightmare, but yours.

lol, I thought you'd be kind enough to retaliate with a poem... but still, it's better than you staring speechless and giving up; >:D


Your threats are Void and useless to me
You'll now fall into my Traps by the count of three.

Darkness comes at the count of one
You shall be Ensnared in the webs you spun
As Midnight Pulses, your Soul Rips into two.
You'll soon realize that your Inner Beast has Devoured you
In your Moment of Courage, you tried to challenge me
But I arose from my Demonic Conversion, Chaos Striked at three!

I lie in wait for you to Take Aim
The world was Silenced as I said my name
An Ancient Seal Ravaged your senses
And in a Blink of an eye, my attack commences

I am powerful and Untouchable, truly a Master
Your Crippling Fear will Haunt you, your heart shall beat faster.
I Forge Spirits and Summon Familiars to Feast on your soul
My Necromastery is undefeated! I shall take control!