Which hero are you? (Game)

just so that I am not crazy, does it refer to a hero who was in dota 2 reporter?

Meepo?? poof can do some dmg and the best wheapon in game is a SHOVEL! :D
he doesn't REALLY need a courier as he can send one meepo to base while the other keep farming? and he does get reported alot xD

its either that or Rubick, rubick is green and purple and so are the wards he uses, he has the best wheapon in game (spellsteal)
tho rubick does not fit for the dmg on lvl 2..

and neither of those fit the "dash and stomp" part

I'm clueless

Slardar? He has a dash (Sprint, a stomp Slithereen Crush and 2 friends, Tidehunter and Slark, green and purple(ish) respectively. But I don't think he has the best weapon in the game, and I'm confused by the last part.

I'm probably wrong, but just wanna put this out there.

Aren't wards YELLOW and BLUE

Green and Purple are are League of Legend Wards... or am I suddenly colorblind since i started watching dota matches?

The only Purple and Green wards i know are the Death Ward from Witch Doctor
and the Nether Ward from Pugna

With a liiiiittle bit of imagination dota wards can be green and purple :D
haha you're totally right on that part, i got a little confused

My appologies

Alright, I'm giving the answer. Any objections?

None I suppose. Don't want to make this drag on too long anyway.


The answer is: Tiny!

I dash, I stomp (how he walks, also considering his ms boost from ulti)
No one can get in my way
And if they're stupid, and that's what they do
I can hit for quite a lot, at level 2 (Avalanche toss)

I have (literally) the best weapon in the game (Trees!)
And along my little buds, green and purple
We're getting reported, we're getting reported
That courier ain't got nothing on us

(Green and Purple are Rubick and Dark Seer respectively. The similarity? All 3 can put heroes on cliffs from level 1, and this usually leads to them getting reported for ability abuse. The courier part is when they snipe off the courier so it can't get tp scrolls to the hero on top of the cliff)

EDIT: Anyone can get the next turn I suppose, since no one got the answer.

Take it away Samukobo!

I still think Centaur fits the description better. Considering there are custom wards that can be purple and green. it all fits.

Samukobo, that riddle was poorly executed.

Tiny wobbles when he walks, he doesn't dash or stomp.

The "no one can get in my way" is also off putting, because it makes it seem like he is unstoppable like a hero that ignores unit collision. Someone like Centaur Warrunner which has already been mentioned.

The "literally" part is very deceitful in the riddle because off the top of my head I already know that Faceless' Mace or Elder Titan's hammer is the most powerful lore weapons, and if not the second guess would be a hero that uses a Divine Rapier.

Also, neither of those heroes come to mind when thinking of Tiny or when thinking about sniping a courier.
When I think "courier ain't got nothing on us" I would think of NP.

Honestly if there was a suitable answer I'd think either Slardar, Elder Titan, or Centaur Warrunner.