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The Noncompulsory DotA Jokes Thread

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by kkoopman3 » August 13, 2014 8:49am | Report
Have you ever thought of a really good DotA pun? or seen a meme about it that you really wanted to share? Post them here! Anything that comes to mind is welcome as long as it's funny!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Timminatorr » August 13, 2014 5:01pm | Report
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by ThreadOfFate » August 14, 2014 5:24am | Report
Dota 2! The game where you can tentacle rape 5 people and get away with it.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by kkoopman3 » August 14, 2014 9:32am | Report
I have a Sniper pun...
but it's a long shot.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by TheSofa » August 14, 2014 11:04am | Report
Anti-Mage starts farming.

45 minutes later, he comes out and kills every without blinking twice.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by kkoopman3 » August 14, 2014 11:20am | Report
Where does Spirit Breaker urinate? The Barathrum!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by TheSofa » August 15, 2014 8:29am | Report
Did you here the new buff to Roshan? Killing him takes aegis.


Offensive joke removed by admin, warned.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Hades4u » August 15, 2014 8:36am | Report
Q: Why does Bounty Hunter sound so nasally?
A: Because he's allergic to dust.

Q: How did the enemy know where Treant was hiding?
R: Cause Timber saw

Q: Why does Lina use imperial instead of metric?
A: Because she doesn't like cm.
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Hades4u wrote:

Q: Why does Bounty Hunter sound so nasally?
A: Because he's allergic to dust.

Q: How did the enemy know where Treant was hiding?
R: Cause Timber saw

Q: Why does Lina use imperial instead of metric?
A: Because she doesn't like cm.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by ThreadOfFate » August 15, 2014 9:03am | Report
How are you all Lycan the new update?

It takes tree to tango

Yo mama so fat, even pub players can't throw her.

Yo mama so fat, when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he gets global vision.

Yo mama so fat, when Lifestealer infests her, it takes him 10 minutes to escape.


AND NOW FOR A POEM

Lina is red,
CM is blue,
don't steal my farm,
cyka f**k you.
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