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After playing 1000's of games over the past few years, I decided to compile a video of the most annoying allies I've ever come across. I'm only counting allied Heroes and they way they are all to frequently 'misplayed' in this one.
I thought you guys might find it amusing and I'd share it with you.
Which Allied Heroes do you personally find the most frustating?
No video but I do have to say there have been plenty:
10. Riki the ever irritating hero, a bunch of times you'll just see him fishing for kills, not farming and sitting around doing nothing. Funny when he's running around, completely unaware the other team has vision of him.
9. Bloodseeker would say he's useful for his passive, but the fact I've seen so many go blademail and Force Staff to not have any damage when it counts, means I hate having him on my team, waste of a carry position.
8. Kunkka failed ghost ship and Torrent for an entire game, happens too often..nuff said
7. Visage had 2 in the last few days feed familiars constantly, 1 skipped leveling them entirely..deadweight if they can't handle him.
6. Meepo for the sheer amount of fails, I dread seeing him in a pub lineup on my team, simply because the amount of players that can play him is far outweighed by the amount that can't.
5. Lion ks champ, using finger on heroes with low health before they get killed by the carry, while other prime targets wriggle about unharmed
4. Lina carry builds while the team needs wards and support items.
3. Invoker so much fail..bad last hitting, bad combo timing, practice against bots please before you walk around as an awesome hero in the wrong hands.
2. Sniper most of the time, sheer fail, auto attacking waves, wasting ultis, and standing in someone's face..derp
1. Pudge Thanks Dendi, just another hero that the bad players far outweigh the good
Step 1: Pick Bristleback
Step 2: type in all chat:"GL hf"
Step 3: solo offlane
Step 4: first blood triple kill solo vs trilane
Step 5: continue head butting keyboard
Step 6: don't care, Bristleback doesn't give a ****
Step 7: screenshot repeated: BB OP comments in all chat
Step 8: alternate games with Slark pick
Nice vid, particularly like the "Police Camera Action" voiceover. Gotta agree on Outworld Devourer, those guys just love imprisonment a bit too much. For example, the other day I was playing Sand King, I'd moved up the river towards our offlane tower, and was waiting out of sight as their carry charged after our offlaner. Set up Epicenter, and hit him with a Burrowstrike - ooo this is gonna hurt...just then our OD turns up and imprisons the Tiny, saving his *** and letting him get away almost unhurt... :(
OD players are usually utterly horrible. A few days ago i got first blood as a batrider on an OD, while at some point i had 30 damage and he 90. Ive also beaten OD's with brewmaster.
Sniper's and drow rangers are also always horrible. But that is mostly becouse they suck and are horrible pub heroes.
Bloodseeker is also horrible but atleast he can pubstomp becouse of his snowball potential.
Spirit breaker's are mostly complete yolo mode.
Alchemist's are kind of hit or miss, after the ult change they miss more becouse they still go for low HP full hard carry builds.
They go for max greevil's greed too often.
Bounty hunter's and juggernaut. They almost always go for horrible battle fury + S&Y builds. And play the heros very wrong
Lastly anti-mage. He had such a horrible winrate, becouse if you cant farm well its just defeats the whole purpose of the hero.
Not top 10 but Pudge because of Dendi fanboys and strong supports (Lion,Lina,Witch Doctor etc.) who create carry items not buy wards and other support items.
No video but I do have to say there have been plenty:
10. Riki the ever irritating hero, a bunch of times you'll just see him fishing for kills, not farming and sitting around doing nothing. Funny when he's running around, completely unaware the other team has vision of him.
9. Bloodseeker would say he's useful for his passive, but the fact I've seen so many go blademail and Force Staff to not have any damage when it counts, means I hate having him on my team, waste of a carry position.
8. Kunkka failed ghost ship and Torrent for an entire game, happens too often..nuff said
7. Visage had 2 in the last few days feed familiars constantly, 1 skipped leveling them entirely..deadweight if they can't handle him.
6. Meepo for the sheer amount of fails, I dread seeing him in a pub lineup on my team, simply because the amount of players that can play him is far outweighed by the amount that can't.
5. Lion ks champ, using finger on heroes with low health before they get killed by the carry, while other prime targets wriggle about unharmed
4. Lina carry builds while the team needs wards and support items.
3. Invoker so much fail..bad last hitting, bad combo timing, practice against bots please before you walk around as an awesome hero in the wrong hands.
2. Sniper most of the time, sheer fail, auto attacking waves, wasting ultis, and standing in someone's face..derp
1. Pudge Thanks Dendi, just another hero that the bad players far outweigh the good
So true, I agree with almost everything: I thought I was the only one finding carry Lina players! Anyway, in my opinion the most annoying one is Kunkka: they just max Torrent without two points in X Marks the Spot and end up failing all those Torrent-Ship combos. Seriously, failing them is impossible with two or three points in the third skill.
10. Bloodseeker - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
9. Doom - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
8. Legion Commander - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
7. Lifestealer - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
6. Ursa - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
5. Lycan - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
4. Nature's Prophet - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
3. Axe - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
2. Lone Druid - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
1. Chen - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
0. Enchantress - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
-1. Chen - go to woods and afk farm for 25 minutes then suck ****
Idk why those guys play so horrible when going to woods.
"When game is going full ******, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half ******, you´re ****ing done for. When Aloha decides to go middle rubick you let him, and you start buying orb of venom on invoker. That's how dota works" -n0tail
1. Ember Spirit - in most pub games try to farm so hard for three of this Battle Fury , when team doing no good and fed like hell and blame team
2. Nature's Prophet - farm like 25 minute in jungle never come out no matter how hard the game, also tends to be picked when there is no good offlaner hero to survive hard lane
3. Bloodseeker - in mid games tend to farm like hard carry, no ganks and fell really hard in late game nuff said. Also the build tends to be really irrational like Sange and Yasha even already fall behind so hard, sometimes build Force Staff IMHO who should build this an support hero
4. Sniper - well usually you will just find , just a decent player to play this hero. since he is literally making you **** bricks (pun intended), will be targeted a LOT and will hardly do anything if team falling behind
5. Anti-Mage - just your typical hard carry, farm like hell and success or die trying to farm Battle Fury
6. kunkaa - everyone just go crazy with crits proc and go build for like 2-3 daedalus without bkb or any escape mechanism. also no good with their torrent and ghost ship rarelly use X mark
7. Dragon Knight - everyone just don't understand the basic of this hero people just tend go like Power Treads and Helm of the Dominator, but that build kinda situanional also dragon knight that can do well with just some decent item like Drum of Endurance and Black King Bar
8. Vengeful Spirit - some just do good with carry wanna be build some just fell really hard and fed
9. Windranger - seriously this hero suppose to play as semi-support IMHO, event though have fair semi-carry potential. But people just never shed a single gold to buy a ward or any support oriented item.
10.soul keeper - either farm/kill's a lot and snowball hard . or just die trying to be a carry
I forgot one huge one, I cannot actually believe I forgot this hero: Faceless Void -!OH MY GOD! So many fail Chronos..leap in ahhhhh chrono, catch 3 allies one enemy, pop mom get nuked down. Ahhhh they're after me, chrono them and run instead of just leaping away. Void, I love him, but so much fail, the king of pub inefficiency.
Honorable mention: Medusa-somehow in games when I first pick a support, I tend to get someone playing dusa. Than nobody else picks one, so I'm like: "Well, I'm ready for a 70min game" proceed to 4 protect 1 dusa farms, get to the point where we are just not keeping the other team back quite as well, than dusa comes rolling up at the 50min mark: "let's fight team" ...and usually fails because she didn't know how to farm, and rolls up with a manta, linkens, phase.. Although I have had 1 that was 6 slotted with a rapier at 55min and she steamrolled people. Glass half full
Step 1: Pick Bristleback
Step 2: type in all chat:"GL hf"
Step 3: solo offlane
Step 4: first blood triple kill solo vs trilane
Step 5: continue head butting keyboard
Step 6: don't care, Bristleback doesn't give a ****
Step 7: screenshot repeated: BB OP comments in all chat
Step 8: alternate games with Slark pick
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Step 2: type in all chat:"GL hf"
Step 3: solo offlane
Step 4: first blood triple kill solo vs trilane
Step 5: continue head butting keyboard
Step 6: don't care, Bristleback doesn't give a ****
Step 7: screenshot repeated: BB OP comments in all chat
Step 8: alternate games with Slark pick
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Step 2: type in all chat:"GL hf"
Step 3: solo offlane
Step 4: first blood triple kill solo vs trilane
Step 5: continue head butting keyboard
Step 6: don't care, Bristleback doesn't give a ****
Step 7: screenshot repeated: BB OP comments in all chat
Step 8: alternate games with Slark pick
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