The Bible of Invoker

In the beginning, Invoker created a point. And from that point was begat a line, and from that line was begat Defense of the Ancients.

And Invoker said 'Let there be Mid', and lo, and behold, the Middle Lane was created out of nothing! And Invoker saw the middle lane was good, and He Midded or Feeded, separating the holy Middle Lane from the hell of the side lanes.

And Invoker said 'Let there be a river cleaving side from side, and let it be filled with Runes so that I may Bottle them'. And Invoker made the river and filled with runes, and it was so.

And Invoker said 'Let there be an expanse to separate the holy Middle Lane from the wretched side lanes, so those poor noobs who feed 0/15/0 to me have a chance of winning. And Invoker saw the side lanes were good, and He called called one the 'Long Lane', and the other the 'Hell Lane'.

And Invoker said 'Let there be feeders to occupy the side lanes, so that I can reap them with my spells of destruction for my own amusement'. And Invoker created feeders in pairs of 2, one a carry-feeder and one a support feeder. And Invoker saw that all was good, and told the support-feeders to ward for Him and not steal His mid lane.

And Invoker said 'Let there be an enemy Pudge who will go mid against me, cannot hit his hook and will keep feeding me'. And Invoker took the corpses of those noobs He killed with His most broken combination and assembled a Butcher, who will Mid and Feed, is ridiculously stupid as to not be able to last-hit, land hooks or do anything in a game.

And Invoker saw everything He made, and He basked in the glory of his creation, the volatile world of DotA. He Midded and rekt everyone, and He saw the flame and cyka pota huehue of His inferior creation, who will grovel and lose to Him.

Then Icefrog Came

He saw the false prophet Invoker stealing his glory.
He gave Invoker 280 ms
Then he gave other heroes Black King Bar
Then he made Gem of True Sight
Doom came down on Invoker.

Then he was faced with better Mids
Skywrath Mage Outworld Devourer Puck to name a few

Invoker cackles madly now. Not because hes happy, hes in Denial.
soon Invoker started to cry as he foresaw what lies in wait.

version 6.83 : Meat Hook is now Point target.

Then came Oracle who ***** on all magic dmg you throw at him.

Tornado is a purge you know.

Oh, WAIT