I thought today I'd share a bit of the stuff I work on that you never see, for one reason or another. This in particular comes from a guide I was writing on

And? Are you going to tell the good people of Dotafire why you never FINISHED your guide for Clinkz?
I... I am literally the worst Clinkz who ever Clinkzed. I just couldn't ever do well enough to feel confident giving advice.
Didn't stop you from writing the Brewmaster guide, though.
I'M GOOD WITH BREWMASTER NOW OK GOSH.
Anyways, on to the meat of this thing. Be sure to click the link that shows up for appropriate music!
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Introduction
Hello one and everyone! Safecyn here, bringing you a guide to...
I knew it. I knew right after that freaking blog post that this was coming.
And... this is a problem? You don't think I can

Do you have proof you can Clinkz?
I don't see why that's relevant.
Ugh.
Ok fiiine. Here. Proof I can Clinkz.
That last one isn't... ok, none of those are terribly impressive, but that last one in particular isn't even worth mentioning.
That last one is me playing position 5 hard support

... Touche`. So this was a guide?
Oh! Right!

He's also a decently good role model, what with being an archer who fought off a demon-king in order to save his people and all. Most people would be pretty ticked off after being cursed to an eternity of being burnt-alive by the very archmage he sought to protect, but what does

Even pub players?
ESPECIALLY pub players.
And do remember, this guide is just suggestions based on my own experiences and understanding of the game, and shouldn't be followed to the letter (especially since, if you just go down the line and buy one at a time, you'll end up stacking UAMS. You can't do that. Stop trying to stack them. STOP!) Being able to adapt to your specific game is what separates the pros from us rank amateurs. Feedback is appreciated, as long as it's constructive!

Safecyn Reflects
His role, his lane, his strengths, his weaknesses, his candor, and his panache

Oh? A guest? Please, have a...
You made this a thing.
How egregiously rude of you to interrupt me, especially in front of a guest! Puerile youth. It's a wonder his mother never taught him some manners. Please, pay him no mind.
...
Ah, I see you've come to discuss the Bone Fletcher.

Wait... didn't you literally just get done saying what a good role model he is?
Oh, don't mistake my intentions: I have no ill to speak of his personality. It's his skill set bequeathed to him by our arctic amphibious god that is the selfish bit.

Is... wait, that's actually right, isn't it?
Absolutely.




This is why, unlike many heroes in Dota, he is shackled to the roles of either carry or semi-carry. He is absolutely dependent on both gold and experience to be of any worth to his team, and will fall off harshly if he cannot get it.
Can't he at least be a moving ward with

A moving ward that is easily caught out by Sentries and

Despite his farming needs, however, his laning is remarkably flexible. He benefits a great deal from safelane farm, but is a powerful harasser as well, making off-lane a tempting position. Between



I will repeat, however, that

You done? Can we get on to the tolerable parts now?
Curb your tongue, troglodyte.
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Just sort of felt like posting this, I don't really know why. There's a pros/cons section and an outdated skills rundown I could post too if anyone was interested. Like I said, regardless of that 'Proof I Can Clinkz' bit, I eventually shelved this guide because I just wasn't good with him QQ. Doesn't mean I won't go back and write one eventually buuuut, I've got other plans for now.
Oh god. Who are you going to give bad advice for this time?
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE. UNLESS I DECIDE TO CANCEL THE PROJECT. THEN YOU JUST WAIT. 5EEEEEVEEEEEER.
... I hate you.
<3
Safecyn, signing out.
I just played my latest calibration match and I'm doing the write-up, keep your shirt on :p
Chichi don't be confused, when people in your team pick *really* ******ed heroes you need to find a way around. Yes,
that's not that bad as having someone in your team automaticly think pudge will be midding when he called safe lane support and then it ends in your jungling NP going mid against ember after he got free farm for 3 minutes. and after a while your offlaner (who didn't offlane because scumbag axe made a duo lane of it) Brewmaster (me) take over mid after a failed 3 man gank on ember (screw his remnants). on top of that axe thinks he can manfight ursa (we could with help of my beer but not without it)
GIFFF CALIBRATION MATCH!!!!!
Apparently Clinkz was soo OP in 6.83 he had to be nerfed harder than Troll and Storm. Nice patch Volvo :)
YES>>>>10/10 WOULD REPOST AGAIN REP+
Chichi don't be confused, when people in your team pick *really* ******ed heroes you need to find a way around. Yes,
Don't even get me started. I just gave up on the whole core idea for a while, saves me some headaches.
Meanwhile there is a little trio of goblins running around the map and AFK mining like they don't even have a team - hell, like they're playing a different game. And what does this mining lead to? Gold and experience shared only by the group of fun terrorists and whose only purpose is to plant even more mines to repeat the cycle...nothing even close to a win condition in this game called dota. Not to mention their ability to
By the way, speaking more seriously, I can't believe that
Deathball becoming more common? Makes Clinkz unplayable since pushing lineups are his big weakness.
And what's even the point of
The only thing he can do now is rush the now cheaper
When do you continue your ranking path? :(