Tales from the low priority

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This might become a series...

How it started: I was scrimming with smuggles when a power cut happened for 5 mins. Now these happen every day at the exact time when i play dota. The result is that i sat at 16 LP games.

Without further ado, heres the game i will talk about.
http://en.dotabuff.com/matches/1198736167

I am so crestfallen that i played AM. And changed my name recently to KEEP CALM AND ABANDON GAMES.

Now onto the laning stage, i get an IO partner. IO talked a lot, "ooooh take a melee carry i support. does anyone know how io works or should i repick?" I said i will take carry.

He stacks five times the pull camp. Never pulls. Always went on and on about how hes pro at stacks. " anti mage look at the gold, the stacks, so much stacks dude".....
Okay, thanks. But arent you being a bit too much of a concky boy? i thought.

Nevertheless, i typed help me clear em. He came, he tethered and as soon i drew aggro, he cancelled tether. I died. BY A ***IN SMALL CAMP.

Me: why cancel it
IO: tether duration short, let me level it up. :O
OMG.

Io you need to know that only stun scales, tether stays same for all levels, read the tool tip.
IO: Whatever i stack. imma pro stacker.
Me: you need to help me lane.

I gave him two tangos, and guess what happened? NO TETHER. HE USED IT ON HIMSELF AND NOTHING.

I was angry now.
Me: i am already disliking this IO.

Then i proceeded to die twice to riki when io was near and didnt tether me, or overcharge or spirits.
IO: noob am

i thought to myself , i need to switch lane.
He came bot with me(aarrgh).
IO: I stack ancients for AM.
Me: what good will that do?
IO: moar farm for you
Me: it wont help if i wont get my bfury and you never tether me.
IO: you always ask me to tether forcibly.
Me: you didnt, i died to a small camp for gods sakes!
IO: i did, i helped WK farm it, and i overcharged him too.
WK: YES!
Me: WK has a 32% lifesteal with that sooooo.
WK YES!

Io used a mic so he was rather too expressive and i literally went into a fight with him , all caps lock called him a kid, who cant read how tether works.
IO then went onto tethering me and relocating me to enemy base.

GG

He still went onto saying that i was a crybaby noob AM good for nothing all kinds of whatnot.

Since i was capslocking, the enemy pudge interjected that i was raging.
Then the whole team got against me.
Then they started telling Radiants on where i was and how to hook me. I had muted IO and then i came to know that he had done all this.
GG we lost bois. Worst game of my life

Next game: i again went as AM, to have my vengeance.

http://en.dotabuff.com/matches/1198816107

A power cut happened resulting in my abandon about 13 mins into the game.
I asked for some semblence of thought and my apologies in advance on how i had a terrible terrible game i had previously.

Juggernaut: this game sure win, let me solo top.
Me: i cant bro i need farm.
After i abandoned and came back
I see jugger full farmed and i had no items. Okay, i thought lets get some farm going.
Ofcourse i had told them of my powercuts and now it was something warlock really understoodthat i had 15 LP games now.( he gave me friend request)

Juggernaut follows me and takes all my jungle camps that i could muster to solo or any creep waves i had( even turned on his MoM ) so that i dont get CS.

Jugg: look like even last game you noob AM not IO.
Me: jugg i am polite to you and if you cant even talk proper to me or reply when i ask you to not take my farm, please stop talking to me.
Jugg: zzzz STFU, you talk too much.

I had my farm by a lion helping me gank furion , he was so kind to let me have the last hit.
Jugger went full troll and yolo. Trashtalking all of us and the enemy team also.

We won cause of jugger tho. but it was warlock who had set up 5 man omni slashes /refreshers for him.

So there you go. 2 stories from the depths of LP.

Do share your LP experiences here. and while you are atthat post your matches too.

If anyone has advice to enduring LP games, please help , I have 15 more to go.