Its Monday!... time to say "Wtf?"

Harooowwww feloow dotafire plebs and scrubs :D

QUESTION ONE: Match making is doing my head in? i dont understand?

Ok so ...

pubs: i get placed in normal skill 75% of the time or high skill 25% of the time (solo queuing btw)

Ranked: normal skill 100% of the time ... damn u gabe

and here is the ******** kicker.

1v1 solo : i get put in .... high skill or very high skill all the time!.... i dont get it?

THAT^^^^ MAKES NO ******** ****ING SENSE!!!!!

none! why is it i am 3 completely separate pools ? ? hey ? HEY? HEY? explain that bvwwepbpc wrigchwrhgw9rngc9gh!

*Ahem*

moving on ...

QUESTION TWO: Oracle?

who here can rattle of what oracles skills are? easy right? as dota players you kinda want to know whats happening right?

then why is it that when you put your Ulti on your Hard Carry ... THEY JUST SIT THERE....

saying " What is happening? am i invisible?"

or when you throw purifying flames on them when they are safe they rage saying

"why the hell did you just damage me???"

who here has had that happen to you?

QUESTION THREE: GG.

why does everyone say "gg" at any opportunity? oh i just missed a last hit "gg" oh i just died because i was so far out of position? "gg" im building basher and divine on puck ... why do i not have any mana? "gg" .... i think gg should only be allowed when the game has finished!!!

thoughts?

QUESTION FOUR: puck? why isnt he seen in pubs ? the little blue smurf is amazing :D

question 3 : GG PLS NERF MAPHACK INVOQWER.NOOB RIKI PICKER REPORT. NO WARDS GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG

question 4:very high skill cap

question 2:Oracle sucks.

question 1:Bleh.MMR sucks.

Q3: sarcasm=GG
Q4: He is !
Q2: Players are unaware of what oracle does. Oracleis high skill hero and should reamain as such.
Q1: You deserve very high skill in 1v1. I've seen you play.

As a thought to ponder over on Oracle, "the fate is yours to seize"
He can give you the chance, thats all.

I can only really help with question 1.
Why, because I have an invis mmr of around 1-1.1k mmr imo.
Anyway.
I have only played 1 ranked mmr game with a friend who has 1mmr solo ranked. The felt worse than my normal match making que.
Now when I select solo 1 v 1 I verse people who can stand up to me... so yeah...

I get the feeling that your 1 v 1 mmr is the MOST ACCURATE out of all of them due to having only one variable. You (actually theres lots but never mind) its more the point that its only ur skill. No one feeding, no one carrying ur *** etc.

Now onto oracle. Guy needs help from noob PA pickers... hero is ****.

Question 3. noobs.
Question 4. Apparently he is really hard... dont know how. One of the funnest heroes in the world.

this is so annoying :( if you look at my puck games. i am like the highest KDA on both teams in nearly every single game but we lose :( such sad very lose much cry

Question 1 : I can't answer you because I'm yet to be allowed to play ranked game. (level 11)

Question 2 : Carry Oracle = pub-stomping, support Oracle = constantly facepalm.

Question 3 : GG means "wtf", "oh ****", "omg", "I'm going to lose cuz there is a ******ed in my team and I'm going to lose no matter what I do and my mmr is going to drop although I'm the best player and my mmr is being dragged down by this ******ed player what I can do is blame him and makes him feel guilty and ask everyone to report him."

Question 4 : Puck requires very high skill and quick reaction to be played well, which is generally lacking in pub.

My support Oracle is at over 70% winrate so suck my tits'n balls as Cartman would say.

1: different "MMR" for each one

2: The average human is less intelligent than the average lemming

3: people give up easily

4: Please don't convince people to play it. i like being one of the only ones i see (although i unfortunately cant get mid much recently)