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The Noncompulsory DotA Jokes Thread

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by ElDiablo » August 15, 2014 10:16am | Report
ThreadOfFate wrote:

AND NOW FOR A POEM

Lina is red,
CM is blue,
don't steal my farm,
cyka f**k you.

Good one but this is still the best one.

(I'm not the one who created this poem)
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by kkoopman3 » August 15, 2014 10:40am | Report
Hehe.

Whi is Rikimaru's mom so sad?
He disappeared when he turned 6.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Zeth_Foherein » August 15, 2014 11:34am | Report
ThreadOfFate wrote:

How are you all Lycan the new update?

It takes tree to tango

Yo mama so fat, even pub players can't throw her.

Yo mama so fat, when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he gets global vision.

Yo mama so fat, when Lifestealer infests her, it takes him 10 minutes to escape.



Also
Yo mama so fat, when rubick tried to steal a spell, all he got was diabetes.
Once i was playing at EU server and a guy told me this one.

Why can't Americans play Dota?
They're bad at defending towers.

Could someone explain pls.
I also have heard this one:

Q: Whats the river's name in dota?
A: I'm pretty sure it's The River ***. I've been told I few times 'don't cross the river ***'
Thats a Starcraft one (Sry i really like SC2)

Man, starcraft had good jokes.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by kkoopman3 » August 15, 2014 11:54am | Report
The one about the Americans and towers is a poke at 9/11 and the suicide flights to knock them down. Really not appropriate for a joke in my opinion.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Zeth_Foherein » August 15, 2014 12:35pm | Report
kkoopman3 wrote:

The one about the Americans and towers is a poke at 9/11 and the suicide flights to knock them down. Really not appropriate for a joke in my opinion.

I still dont get the towers one.

Pls look at this só funny.

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/1353
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by kkoopman3 » August 15, 2014 2:07pm | Report
Google 9/11 America twin towers and you'll know what I'm talking about. Anyways, great link!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Hades4u » August 16, 2014 9:55am | Report
Q: Why did sniper cross the river?
A: AHHHH FRESH MEAT
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Krwiozerca » August 16, 2014 10:05am | Report
TheSofa wrote:

Did you here the new buff to Roshan? Killing him takes aegis.
Why are Americans bad a DotA? They are bad at defending towers. (No offence)



And this says someone who was offended by Hades being called a god.

"Oh noo, my religion feelings, this is so cruel!".

Now you are coming up with an 9/11 joke.

Edited by admin, watch your language
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by jamesShajam » August 16, 2014 10:08am | Report
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by jamesShajam » August 16, 2014 10:17am | Report
I got more...
Why is Spirit Breaker a bad salesman?
Because he charges too much and always has to go to the Barathrum.
why was the Lord of Avernus kicked out of the mafia?
because he was A BAD DON.
A Dota player and a League player walk into a bar. The Dota player says 'League sucks'
The other could not deny.
When does Antimage stop farming? 3AM


Removed the offensive joke, take care.
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