Forum Game: Crush the Wish

Drow Ranger is now a male dog.

I wish that I didn't have midterms coming up soon ;(

your midterms are magically cancelled, but only because of a virus outbreak which causes excessive diarrhea, you die from dehydration on the toilet, alone surrounded by the smell of your own ****...

i wish that the contrast beyond the impossible met the logical extreme of an epic fail where an unstoppable force met an immovable object inside a singularity...

good luck crushing that one :)

a giant hamster crushed your wish.It's cuteness was beyond comprehension. (reality breaking paradox?)
i wish that this thread was closed

I made this wish.


I wish that Slark had lower health. I want to KILL HIIIIM.

Slark now has 10 hp less, but every attack/spell of yours only do 5 dmg now

I wish Im psy.

You become Psy, but you quickly realize that you are no longer a fad. You can't write Korean songs and you become a minimum-wage worker.



I wish that I could eat the best pie in the world.

you like it so much that you overeat it and die.

i wish something would happen

Something happens. However it doesn't fill the hole in your life when your wife left you. You become depressed and an alcoholic. You start beating your only daughter. Child Protective Services come and rescue her and you have been arrested. In jail you meet this guy who got put into jail for murder. He kills you with nothing but a napkin and his left index finger.

I wish that I owned the cute giant hamster from before. :3

Too late, Pudge already dismembered it after it ate his vegetable store. It was the hamster's corpse that crushed the earlier wish. (Jeez we're starting to get lore here!)

I wish I could be a slave to Steam's sales. (Curious as to how this gets crushed)

the giant hamster is revived by Drow the dog using the power of the best pie in the world.
the daughter who was beaten now is a the ultimate fighter after training for years since she never wants to be beaten again, she learns all forms of killing and martial arts and is now an unstoppable machine, she teams up with drow the dog and rides the giant hamster into battle against the dark lord Gabe Vovlo, crushing his Steam empire and freeing all the slaves under steam sales control.

(hows that for lore?)

you are now free in a destroyed world where everyone and everything is in chaos due to knowledge of selling being lost, you die in agony from eating poisonous berries.

i wish that in the future Dota is a live sport and the hero's are the new celebrities, and its played in massive arena's where you can go by tickets and watch it happen.