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I used to only play p**sy heroes like KOTL and Riki. Everytime an enemy hero would show up my d**k would get small and I would run and go stealth or hide in the trees while my teammates got a merciless beatdown that even a red haired stepped child doesn't deserve. I was a sad and pitiful human being. I was truly the ***** of DOTA2, bending over and taking it hard because there was nothing I could do.
After reading your guide I decided it was time to man up, find my d**k, and play a real hero. A hero that steps into a fight and smacks b**ches around like he couldnt give two f**ks about them. I wasn't dissapointed at all. I wrecked scrubs like it was nobodies business. I could almost taste the tears of my opponents as I blew snot in their faces than salted the wound by sticking my a** in the air and filling them full of quills...for the first time in my life I knew what it felt like to be a man.
After this match I got a promotion at work, my d**k grew 3in, and I've got a banging hot new girlfriend. UNGH!!!!
Congratulations! You just won life. GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!
Nah but srsly thanks for all the kind comments! The MANLIEST guide to Axe will be out very soon I promise!
I used to only play p**sy heroes like KOTL and Riki. Everytime an enemy hero would show up my d**k would get small and I would run and go stealth or hide in the trees while my teammates got a merciless beatdown that even a red haired stepped child doesn't deserve. I was a sad and pitiful human being. I was truly the ***** of DOTA2, bending over and taking it hard because there was nothing I could do.
After reading your guide I decided it was time to man up, find my d**k, and play a real hero. A hero that steps into a fight and smacks b**ches around like he couldnt give two f**ks about them. I wasn't dissapointed at all. I wrecked scrubs like it was nobodies business. I could almost taste the tears of my opponents as I blew snot in their faces than salted the wound by sticking my a** in the air and filling them full of quills...for the first time in my life I knew what it felt like to be a man.
After this match I got a promotion at work, my d**k grew 3in, and I've got a banging hot new girlfriend. UNGH!!!!
This brought tears to my eyes... Well, it WOULD have, had I not been the one BRINGING THOSE TEARS TO ALL IN MY PATH FROM THE SHEER DAMAGE THIS GUIDE BRINGS! Laughing all the way through, great guide for a hero I love! Note: If you want the definition of snowball, Crystal Maiden and Bristleback in a lane. Nuff said. Also really looking forward to the Axe guide then if this is how you're gonna write it XD
Congratulations! Here is your scrub-owning certificate. Thanks for the kind words! The Axe guide is coming soooooon, in the same style as this one
This brought tears to my eyes... Well, it WOULD have, had I not been the one BRINGING THOSE TEARS TO ALL IN MY PATH FROM THE SHEER DAMAGE THIS GUIDE BRINGS! Laughing all the way through, great guide for a hero I love! Note: If you want the definition of snowball, Crystal Maiden and Bristleback in a lane. Nuff said. Also really looking forward to the Axe guide then if this is how you're gonna write it XD
ROFL my god bro this is the best guide I've ever read. I lol'd at least 6 times and its actually a damn good guide on top! You the man bro make more guides I don't give a **** if u know the hero ro not just wanna read more of your ****!
-Steve
Thanks man! I'm working on an axe guide right now that will be out soon. Stay tuned *********kka***
ROFL my god bro this is the best guide I've ever read. I lol'd at least 6 times and its actually a damn good guide on top! You the man bro make more guides I don't give a **** if u know the hero ro not just wanna read more of your ****!
Hey man, nice item build and skilling.
I think Deso, drums, and Sange/sange and yasha should definitely be in there somewhere.
They are sooooo good. and quite versatile too.
Also please add vanguard too situationals as the item needs a MAJOR buff before it is worth buying because it scales of at about 25 mins into the game. So its not worth it
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P.S. Followed this build and dominated 8/1/16. +1
Thanks WheatherOrNot this guide changed my life.
I used to only play p**sy heroes like KOTL and Riki. Everytime an enemy hero would show up my d**k would get small and I would run and go stealth or hide in the trees while my teammates got a merciless beatdown that even a red haired stepped child doesn't deserve. I was a sad and pitiful human being. I was truly the ***** of DOTA2, bending over and taking it hard because there was nothing I could do.
After reading your guide I decided it was time to man up, find my d**k, and play a real hero. A hero that steps into a fight and smacks b**ches around like he couldnt give two f**ks about them. I wasn't dissapointed at all. I wrecked scrubs like it was nobodies business. I could almost taste the tears of my opponents as I blew snot in their faces than salted the wound by sticking my a** in the air and filling them full of quills...for the first time in my life I knew what it felt like to be a man.
After this match I got a promotion at work, my d**k grew 3in, and I've got a banging hot new girlfriend. UNGH!!!!
Congratulations! You just won life. GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN!
Nah but srsly thanks for all the kind comments! The MANLIEST guide to Axe will be out very soon I promise!
I used to only play p**sy heroes like KOTL and Riki. Everytime an enemy hero would show up my d**k would get small and I would run and go stealth or hide in the trees while my teammates got a merciless beatdown that even a red haired stepped child doesn't deserve. I was a sad and pitiful human being. I was truly the ***** of DOTA2, bending over and taking it hard because there was nothing I could do.
After reading your guide I decided it was time to man up, find my d**k, and play a real hero. A hero that steps into a fight and smacks b**ches around like he couldnt give two f**ks about them. I wasn't dissapointed at all. I wrecked scrubs like it was nobodies business. I could almost taste the tears of my opponents as I blew snot in their faces than salted the wound by sticking my a** in the air and filling them full of quills...for the first time in my life I knew what it felt like to be a man.
After this match I got a promotion at work, my d**k grew 3in, and I've got a banging hot new girlfriend. UNGH!!!!
This brought tears to my eyes... Well, it WOULD have, had I not been the one BRINGING THOSE TEARS TO ALL IN MY PATH FROM THE SHEER DAMAGE THIS GUIDE BRINGS! Laughing all the way through, great guide for a hero I love! Note: If you want the definition of snowball, Crystal Maiden and Bristleback in a lane. Nuff said. Also really looking forward to the Axe guide then if this is how you're gonna write it XD
Congratulations! Here is your scrub-owning certificate. Thanks for the kind words! The Axe guide is coming soooooon, in the same style as this one
ROFL my god bro this is the best guide I've ever read. I lol'd at least 6 times and its actually a damn good guide on top! You the man bro make more guides I don't give a **** if u know the hero ro not just wanna read more of your ****!
-Steve
Thanks man! I'm working on an axe guide right now that will be out soon. Stay tuned *********kka***
-Steve
I think Deso, drums, and Sange/sange and yasha should definitely be in there somewhere.
They are sooooo good. and quite versatile too.