Today I played a pro.

Beat EG.Bamboe, Luminous, Gemini, Nebula, and Restocker.

Went 0-8. Doesn't matter. Trashtalked EG.

http://dotabuff.com/matches/252139788

I was trying to be semi-funny, kind of a play on the "Today I played a pro" turned to "Today I didn't play a pro" thread. I guess I can give some insight:

I was playing with two friends and 2 people I didn't know. Opponents were a 2 stack and a 3 stack I believe. We random Ogre magi, Storm, and Axe. I pick KotL to do the incredibly not fun KotL/Axe lane. Pub picks Jugg safe lane. SS goes mid vs WR. We face skywrath/shadow shaman top with lifestealer jungling. Our bot as radiant was Magi/Jugg vs solo enchant (lol?). I died a lot top, but made trades at least. I went 2-0-4-1 skill build. All of our team needed mana, and blasts weren't that important honestly. In lane, I gave mana to axe for hunger harass. If they tried to last hit, I'd set up blasts. If they didn't last hit, I'd save my mana for more chakra on axe.

Bamboe WR mid got rolled hard by our friend on SS. Once he started to snowball, he went MoM and Dagon. New meta incoming. Watch out please.

Once mid game hit, axe was self sufficient and I only manaed SS for jumps and pick offs. Rushed a force staff because LS was their only chance of winning, and the combination of kite with force staff, and blind when his rage went down made it very hard for him to get kills. EG.Bamboe did really well on WR, but the combination of my strong KotL plays and singing Miley Cyrus over Skype was too much for the dire. Eventually we broke mid, then bot. GG.

The first pro you played with was me though. :3

Mmhmm! Played with both you AND Wulfstan. I'll never forget when you taught me the art of the "Professional player throw".

Kidding. Other guys from DotAfire speak of your throws and their legendary status. I haven't seen them yet but... Party with me more frequently and teach me! :D

Edit: On another funny note, the trash talk was pretty epic in this game. Later in the game (When the win was secured of course! Can't have it come back to me) I said something like "I love it when people change their profile names to members of EG, or when they pretend to be Luminous or Gemini. Bads get rolled. You'd never make it in the competitive scene."

TAKE IT LUMINOUS. TAKE IT RIGHT IN THE FEELS.

All this talk about throwing games and still have yet to see Nubtrain.

i played with wulfstan and angelo :3 its me btw mr.mau5 for hades the annoying guy, for wulfstan PROFESSIONAL and for angelo the ****py support ;)

What is this?I never throw.Professional GanKsta Shadow Fiend.And carburators.Lots and lots of carburators.

But, on a sidenote, on a scale from 1 to 10, Hades throws are 10+.You can't expect them, and they happen at the best time possible :D

Yup. Even if the game is 100% won and there's no way of losing, then 'Hades happens'.

LOL. I can't wait.

One word for you: Leshrac.