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match ID: 78059279
It was my last game and I wanted to fool around. I don't know if you would find this funny. but poor luna, thinking she would be safe in solo lane. I don't know why i suddenly did, maybe because I was tired but I took her creepwaves and lured them to neuts so she would need to tank our waves or hide and let the tower hit them.
around 3 waves later she's dead and her tower already halfway.

ps. that was what i recall, i put the match id so you could watch it for what exactly happened.

People do this in a lot of pro games. You're supposed to lure creeps to between your tier one and two towers, none of the towers are attacking anything. Your creeps should be attacking their creeps. This denies some of your wave for the enemy team.

I could, but the trip back is far, and my aim wasn't denying the creeps, but killing Luna and partly pushing the tower.

It was still denying her some xp and gold because the time she's dead means less time gaining xp. and dead means minus gold. plus we could push the tower.

In pro games, creepwaves are denied instead of trying to push and kill because pro players do less mistakes and do more calculations on what they should do.
They would see what I was planning and call for a gank, so we'll die instead. I'm not really good when it comes to pro games since they're trying to outplay each other too much.

Well, this happend few days ago, I had in my team 4 russians fellows (this is like playing one against 9 heroes). So on opposite team they got Riki, and he is striking us hard, we lost our Gem, and got all killed in team fight. So we are in base, and I'm checking who got at least 700 to buy another Gem, and its this Russian guy who plays Ursa. So i told them "Guys, we need gem so we can kill Riki", and then "Ursa, please buy Gem, you are only one who have enough money".
Ursa responds "FU Noob". "Cmon Ursa, would you rather get killed then buy a Gem?" He said "I wont get killed". He gets out of the our base, goes in bot lane and gets killed by Riki.... We lost the game of course....

People asked night stalker to gnak when there are no wards up :(

Our Undying got force staffed up onto one of the warding spots near Roshan. He got stunned while trying to TP out and was trapped there with the courier a long way away...BUT WAIT. Our team comes to the rescue and drive off the enemy. Skeleton King proceeded to hack through half a forest of trees with a Quelling Blade to release him from his woodsie prison. I managed to get half the team singing "He's a lumberjack and he's ok"...

NOW THATS TEAMWORK.

Sando, you are a truly remarkable person

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We almost lost this game due to us ****ing around. Had mega creeps and then we just kept dying but we ended up winning even after we had a guy go afk.

So, I go into CM as a full team with clan tag and every thing. After picks are done we realize that one of the other players was DC. 4 min into the game he comes back and is forced to take Phantom Assassin.

Spends first 10 min talking about how bad a hero PA is.
Spends the next 10 min talking about how bad we are.
Spends 10 more min talking about how good he is.
Spends the next 10 min talking about how bad his team is.
We get a team wipe with our soft support being our only casualty and PA leaves the game.
All nine players report PA.
The next day I get an alert saying that valve has taking action agents a player I reported :)

So what did Valve do against the player and was he any good? I hate people who aren't good talking bad about their team.