Pudge Mid\Offlane 7.07

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Now my friend your murder. You will kill every enemy Units\Heroes. Or if you wish. Because you are the best in this game. Just kill'em all. So for this my dear i will instruct you how to be success in this job. First buy that 1 pack tango. Inside has 5 piece of ****ty tangoes. Then to be perfect murder you need urn of shadooow that's why you will buy ring protection, circlet. After this buy stout shield because they will protect themselves and attack you and when this will happen you will look and say ahhaaha i'm not feeling your attack anymore WUUAAAHAHAHAAHAA. I'm sorry a little bit carried away. ok then Start with your second skill which named ROT go to the mid lane. If some noob guys also picked mid hero so that's not an apocalypses. Go hard lane. With this your first instruction is over. Come back after when you will have enough money. Good Luck.
Oh you are here and still alive with full pockets of money. That's good. It means my instruction a very good. Let's start our second instruction. Here you must to buy shoes. without it you cannot become what you wanted. Then buy that tool of murders: URN OF SHADOOOW! Then you have less mana pool so you need to buy something for mana and our choice is Arcane Boots. Always try too see to the future. For example: at the beginning of the game we bought circlet and ring of protection. Now we will buy arcane boots because later we will buy octarine core so we can disassemble arcane boots. you see what i mean? ok clear. Hook is our all. Then we should to make our hook powerful and deal more damage. But how? Answer for this question is: KAYA. With kaya we have more damage and our hook's cooldown will reduce. ok with this your second instruction is over. Good Luck Butcher.
Well Well Well. I see you and think what you are already not a newbie like before. you have some experience. How can I know it? because you still alive. Clear. So now will be your third instruction. Are you ready? Of course. Otherwise you are a wimp. Now listen carefully. You will go and seek shopkeeper. when you find him you will hear like: Ho Ho! You found me! voice. Buy point booster from the shopkeeper. Oh I forgot to say that secret shopkeeper. OK? will be hard to find him. But i trust you to find him. Then make aghanim's scepter. (Aghanim is Rubick's father which died). Then time to make Octarine. haha. Octarine and your 10th level talent will become your immortal. Then you need a bit armor so just buy shiva's guard. Buy it and everybody will be like in slow motion. Then buy for more damage Ethereal blade. It will be so painful. Hook then ethereal then shiva's guard then Dismember. Your slot's already full so you can buy second boots of travel and eat moon shard. your skill build will be like THESE: first level rot then hook and rot max. hook important and max hook first. then at 6 level Dismember. Each talent on time when you will reach 10, 15, 20 and 25 levels. with this your all instruction is over. Finally ufff. i'm so sososososos sorrry. i'm a bit strange. because i was in the battle and that **** Queen of Pain screamed and my brain ohohohohoh. I lost my mind. Good Luck guys. This guide just for fun and I hope you like my guidance. Enjoy your game. AND MURDEEEEERIING! WUAHAHAHAHHAHA! IF YOU WON'T PUT LIKES SO PUDGE WILL COME TO YOU AND HOOK THEN ETHEREAL THEN SHIVA'S GUARD THEN DISMEMBER! YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?