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He fed, it might have been from his bad start though. I think he got low priory for a wile, but man was he hatefull.

I once played with this guy that basically hated everyone. As soon as he started he started *****ing about everyones picks, stuff like ''omg huskar is for noobs'' and was reporting everyone like crazy whilst he just fed as treant. In the end everyone reported him and i got a message the next day saying action had been taken against him by valve.

I was playing a game earlier with Vengeful Spirit. We were vs. some rather annoying arrogrant douches, and I wasn't doing too well, in part because of a button on my keyboard that kept minimizing the game (want to remove that button...). We're down, going to lose, and the other team's on our doorstep, and they have someone trying to get kills right outside our fountain. I just smiled, popped a stun real quick, then switched positions with the Luna sitting out there. She barely made it out of the spawn and ended up dead before she even got halfway to the ancient.

sounds like someone on this forum (guess who)

who is it mightycookie.

One time the game was about to end we had five people at their base, four were defending we all lost were the last one was.... till it was too late.

Either me, LilPr0 or hades.

Isn't me, I never played Treant Protector.

It was a while ago, I can't remember which hero I was playing but I remember being called a noob champ... Anyway:

Enemy Pudge: "omg ____ such a noob champ no skill. i bet you're a virgin"
Me:"trust me i'm not a virgin ask your mom"
Pudge: "oh great mom jokes"

.. Yeah, because virgin jokes are just awesome.

I remember that later our lone druid got into a fight with him, I don't remember too many details (Is it possible that this game was recorded somewhere?) but i remember our druid saying stuff like "you wouldn't survive 1 minute in my hood"

lol

This one happened to me while playing in public with strangers. I'm playing support ogre magi, and the rest of my team is Riki, Clintz, Bounty Hunter and Drow Ranger. Not the most balanced team ever, however we get a pretty nice start. As the mid game approaches, the opposing team starts buying wards, dusts and gems of true sight to fight all the invisibility we've got going on (as I said, Riki, Clintz and Bounty Hunter). I swear I've never seen that much hate in any of the games I've played. First item Drow Ranger gets: Shadow Blade. "For survivability". We lost that game.