Tell Your Funny DotA Stories!

So I made this thread for the sole reason to for me and all of you guys to hear other people's funny stories. Share yours!

I will start first, so here we go:

Ok, so I was playing Huskar and my friend learning DotA asked me, "Where do I buy Hyperstone", he was support but I showed him anyway. I pinged on the Dire secret shop. I watched him walk there, when I got ganked. I managed to get away, but I see on the screen :
"_____(Witch Doctor) has been killed by Roshan!"

My friend raged at me, because I apparently misclicked.

Okay I got one... It was late game and down to the wire. Our team had lost a barracks, and had decided to strike back leaving their tanky Sven (yours truly) to guard the base. Well, it didn't take the other team long to realize they needed to take advantage of this opportunity so they sent in their Tinker thinking they would catch some backdoor action.... Instead he got a cleave to the face!

I was able the tinker down to half health, but was losing ground fast. The dude had a sweet run the entire game and had some decent farm, and me... not so much. :-/ However, I guess the battle was going good for us over at their base because he was forced to tp back. What he didn't realize was that right when he left I had shot out my Storm Hammer at him. The shot flew across the entire map and smacked him right in the midst of the battle allowing my fellow teammates to clean up shop.

7 billion people in the world, but you couldn't have found a happier dude at that moment.

i got one, im playin a farmed up n'aix and the enemy got a farmed up huskar. we both have armlets and lifesteal and we end up havin a good ole 1vs1 in the jungle. i didnt have a skull basher yet so basically whenever huskr got to low health his lifesteal got him back up then feast got my health back up and took his down and so on. beleive it or not but we stood there trying to kill eachother for 20 seconds.....

Anti-Mage went bot as Radiant.
Anti-Mage farmed.
Dire pushed mid, took a tower.
Anti-Mage farmed.
Dire rotated top, took top tower with a double kill.
Anti-Mage farmed.
Dire continued to push, got a tier 2 tower.
Anti-Mage farmed.
Dire took Rosh.
Anti-Mage farmed.
Dire rotated bot.
Anti-Mage farmed top.
Dire took all tier 1 and 2 towers.
Anti-Mage farmed.
Dire pushed mid rax.
Anti-Mage was done farming.
Anti-Mage gets rampage.
Radiant takes mid rax.
Radiant wins.

True story.

Hahaha these are all so great, I have actually played with an Anti-mage that did that Atlas, that's the way to go!1!

Thanks for all the stories :)

Atlas is talking about me as Anti-Mage. Isn't it?

Doom Bringer, Riki, Phantom Assassin, Earthshaker, and me Anti-Mage
basically all melee and almost all carry
vs
Bane, Lifestealer,Gyrocoptor, Bounty Hunter, Zeus
basically balanced team

We won by forcing teamfights. ES stunned when riki smoke, AM burned everyone's mana before the exit the smoke so that bane gyro and zeus were useless, Doom ult anyone that still has mp, PA just right click.

Not that interesting but meh.

love the pa just right click <3

Early game I was Radiant Bane at the bottom lane and was laned against a Bloodseeker who kept on silencing me, when my HP was down and so was his he chased me to the shop, I Enfeeble him then he Silenced me then we had a one on one battle with our creeps around then he realizes he is not winning thanks to the extra damage I get from his Silence and the minus damage from my Enfeeble he tried to escape and we were like running around the bottom secret shop before he eventually escape. haha

@PrinceSitri - Haha, I once played Clinkz, and I used Strafe. After I used Strafe a bloodseeker silenced me and Ultied me. What he prolly didn't know was that I attacked really fast with tonnes of bonus damage. We 1v1-ed on the spot, and when he realised he was losing, it was too late. :)