Favorite dota2 hero responses ?

Was in a game with an Axe yesterday and that made me laugh my head off.

"You get NOTHING, good day sir!"

Undying: I need... gummy vitamins. What I like about them is they're chewy, and... they have a berry taste. Gummy that's a lot like the gummy worms you get on Halloween; this is different though, it's healthy.

Tinker: Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

Tidehunter: Who needs brain, when you've got teeth like mine!

Chaos Knight: This is an ugly horse you ride. (response to Luna and Mirana xD)

Chaos Kinght: You taught your horse to fly? (response to Batrider)

Riki: (when he gets invisibility rune) .... invisibility?

Tinker: You can keep your magic, I have laser beams!
We have established the melting point of Crystal Maiden.
Earthshaker: Reduce, Reuse, Respawn.

Ursa: My claws are red with the gore of first blood!
I go now to the river to wash your blood from my claws.
Fuzzy Wuzzy!
Those who called Axe a bear of a man, have never met me
Oh Lone Druid, you almost had me fooled
Tidehunter, if you'll not be wanting that fish, it will make me a very small snack
With you, Tiny, I foresee a landslide victory
Fuzzy wuzzy returns!
The spirit of the first bear burns immortal in me

Clinkz:First blood Im on fire!

Riki: There are none so stabbed as those who will not see.
Oh look your dead!
My skilset is narrow but very sharp.
dead on the dotted line.
Good assasins never die…they just fade away.


Lion:
I've got the magic touch
I've got a power grip!
I've been to hell and back, and back to hell…and back
Behold, I am what remains once you burn away everything but rage and revenge.


Enchantress:
Sproink!
Don't think I wasn't fond of you
You know what I love? Everything
That cost more than a few bucks

Earthshaker:
Fissure!
Echo Slam!
Strange creatures, knights...hard shells, with a liquid center
From here to there in the blink of an eye..
I broke you into little bits
A shaken clock will soon stop ticking
Divided you fell.

Faceless Void:
From a place beyond time, and time beyond counting


Sand King:
Sandking cometh
I warned you, Lion, not to lay a finger on me
Someday, Tiny, you'll be part of my kingdom
First blood on the sand strikes the perfect note


Phantom assassin:
I'm here to blur the line between life and death
How many daggers am I holding up?
There's more of me, but less to see
One for the Phantom.
The Veiled Oracle names a name, and I move to take that life. The pattern of the Veil requires it



Just some of my favorites :)

Anti-Mage: Blink Dagger? Really?

Earthshaker : Bass and Tremble :)

All of Tinkers are hilarious:

"We have stablished the melting point of Crystal Maiden!"
"Pew pew..pew pew pew!"
"You can keep your magic, I have laser beams!"

And also:

Axe "I said good day sir!"

Tiny "Winner, winner, Riki dinner!"

Shadow Fiend: Never say Nevermore...
Shadow Fiend: No, Master! NOOO! (On death: 1)
Doom Bringer: Doom Bringer.
Axe: Into war's teeth!
Undying: I need...gummy vitamins. (Whole skit)
Juggernaut: I am the Juggernaut. *****!
Kunkka: Catch o' the day.