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[randomize]
[ri] A LoL player and a DotA player went into a bar. The DotA player said "LoL sucks." The other could not deny.
[ri] Your mom is so fat, the chat wheel can't decide which lane she's in.
[ri] Why do you get battlefury on Lina?
For 35% more cleavage.
[ri] Why is riki s mum crying?
She lost him at 6...
[ri] What happens when Crystal Maiden gives up first blood?
Her name changes to just Crystal.
[ri] What did King Leonidas say when he was surrounded by the Persians while defending Sparta?
"Nice miss call noobs"
[ri] What time does Anti Mage stop farming?
At 3AM!
[ri] Who do you draft against an all female line up?
Bloodseeker.
[ri] Why did Kunkka get Arrested?
Torrenting.
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However it does show only one joke at all times... Does anybody have an idea why?
A LoL player and a DotA player went into a bar. The DotA player said "LoL sucks." The other could not deny.
"When game is going full ******, you can only go with it. If you start going against it, if you start going half ******, you´re ****ing done for. When Aloha decides to go middle rubick you let him, and you start buying orb of venom on invoker. That's how dota works" -n0tail
I believe its because your punchlines are on the next line, when using the list function if you have non-bulleted points on other lines the function becomes null. Try adding your punchlines with SPACE instead of ENTER.
The randomize command doesn't actually work right. It does display a random thing from the list, but there seems to be a much higher chance of showing the same thing over and over again than to show anything else.
For example, I had just refreshed Dr. D's formatting guide a few times. At first, it showed Dragon Knight. It showed this for a few refreshes, but now it shows Riki whenever I refresh.
The same thing happened with your signature, for me at least. After a few tries, it went from showing the third joke to the second joke. It works, just not well enough to be useful.
EDIT: Just read xCO2's post. I'll try it in this one to see if it works.
Salmon trout
Seven
nine
EDIT#2: After 11 refreshes, the first randomize continued to display Four eight, while the second continued to display Salmon (linebreak) trout. Definitely doesn't work right.
EDIT#3: After I edited this again, the second changed to Blue (linebreak) red. Odd.
Okay, I think the randomize just needs to be removed to fixed. The randomizing isn't frequent enough to be of any use in anything.
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