Lorentz by Safecyn

The Faraday Caverns are a dangerous place for any creature, with its multitudinous array of Stamagmites and Stamagtites constantly arcing and fluctuating, sending electric currents haphazardly singing through the air in any direction. It is particularly dangerous for any creature that uses metal in any capacity, however, not only because of the strong magnetic forces that pulse through the area and threaten to tear them off balance and rend them on the various spikes and pitfalls of the area, but also because of the curious race of metallic imps that called these caverns home.

These cavern-dwelling scavengers live their lives flinging themselves from force to opposing force, changing their alignment to sync and desync from the planet's magnetic field at will, caterwauling and flying through the caverns while laughing and screaming like vampiric banshees. Chief among their pastimes, outside of casually pushing each other into death traps for fun, was messing with any non-imp traveler that dared pass through the caverns, and among these vandals, Lorentz was king.

"Was" being the operative word, as eventually word of the plague of imps giving hell to travelers finally reached someone of import, and the Iron Legion itself descended upon the caverns to wipe out the metallic imps once and for all. While many were slain, a good number escaped, but Lorentz. Lorentz did neither. Instead, he used the "Iron" of the Legion against the attacking soldiers, cackling like a mad jester as he slaughtered the entire company. Determined to teach the barbaric, metal-wielding scum of the world a lesson, he left the caverns and set out to fight in the war of all wars, to show them, in a phrase, "how it's done".