Forum Game: Crush the Wish

Valve read ur comment and removed anti mage from the game. Now all the people who used to love antimage quit the game. So now there are only 30 to 45 people online at all times.

I wish valve put a new hero into the game every day

so many heroes, so many models, 1000 gb game. GG thanks for ruining our doto.

i wish dark seer was rebuffed to his state 2 patches ago

Dark Seer is rebuffed, many consider him the best support and is picked in almost every game. Every new guy tries playing him and screw his Wall and Vacuum up every damn time. The rage induced from this leads to the mass genocide of dark seer players.

I wish I could talk like Rubick

Your head becomes a Rubik's Cube.


I wish I could be an astronaut.

over the next ten years due to the rate of our technological advancements, many governments now have floating space stations and mining expeditions on asteroids within the solar system as such the requirements for becoming an astronaut is not as high as it once was with the deep cold of space becoming the new Wild West.
after losing your job you read a article looking for salvage hunters within the greater Neptune area, surprisingly with out any experience your hired and are shuttled up to orbit city on the moon where you get trained and outfitted for the recovering of damaged or broken spaceships.
on your first job with you new crew ( Samantha Robertson, your captain, Jamie Klaxhall, your engineer, and brad Scott, security specialist) you get called out to find a drifting mining and research vessel, the Valhalla, in the lower rings of Neptune, on arrival the ship is devoid of any signs of life and without signs of power. upon boarding you find the first quarter of the ship without any signs of habitation, you then entered the crew quarters and found zero g coffee bags still warm and beds looking like they were just slept in, exploring further you reached the power plant room, the door was locked but using a null-oxygen plasma cutter you cut it open only to discover a pulsating ball of red, you slowly move towards it, cautiously looking around the plant, when nothing is seen you then slowly reached out to touch the ord and noticed that it looked wet, pulling back your fingers the thought crossed your mind that the residue the ball left on your fingers might have been blood, as you think this a semi desiccated skull with strips of skin and tendons still attached shifts through the wet pulsating ball of blood and moans through chattering teeth ...

Ruuunnnnnnn

before you can scream or do anything a 6 foot long piece of steel bursts through your chest, exploding through your rib cage and striking the hovering ball of blood, as your life as an astronaut horrifyingly comes to an end you noticed that instead of the blood dripping to the ground, it begins to slowly run up the piece of steal to join with the red orb making it glow brighter and start to grow. as darkness seeps into the edge of your vision and a feeling of cold slowly encroaches your last thought is..

at least i was an astronaut...


i wish that the would make another space horror game like the original dead space but using the oculas rift...

They make a game about Wulfstan's adventures as an astronaut. Although it was so good and had such a cliffhanger people wanted a sequel. Then another sequel. Then another. And another. Yet another. Soon your life become solely about this game. After some time of this you start to feel the pressure of gaming market as your games start to lose their original integrity. Less and less people play your games. Eventually, yet inevitably, there is no one left who likes your games anymore. Seeing this, no games ever again venture into the "final frontier." Governments, seeing this, try to relight the spark that space games hold. 10 years later, due to the rate of our technological advancements, many governments now have floating space stations and mining expeditions on asteroids within the solar system as such the requirements for becoming an astronaut is not as high as it once was with the deep cold of space becoming the new Wild West.
after losing your job you read a article looking for salvage hunters within the greater Neptune area, surprisingly with out any experience your hired and are shuttled up to orbit city on the moon where you get trained and outfitted for the recovering of damaged or broken spaceships.
on your first job with you new crew ( Samantha Robertson, your captain, Jamie Klaxhall, your engineer, and brad Scott, security specialist) you get called out to find a drifting mining and research vessel, the Valhalla, in the lower rings of Neptune, on arrival the ship is devoid of any signs of life and without signs of power. upon boarding you find the first quarter of the ship without any signs of habitation, you then entered the crew quarters and found zero g coffee bags still warm and beds looking like they were just slept in, exploring further you reached the power plant room, the door was locked but using a null-oxygen plasma cutter you cut it open only to discover a pulsating ball of red, you slowly move towards it, cautiously looking around the plant, when nothing is seen you then slowly reached out to touch the ord and noticed that it looked wet, pulling back your fingers the thought crossed your mind that the residue the ball left on your fingers might have been blood, as you think this a semi desiccated skull with strips of skin and tendons still attached shifts through the wet pulsating ball of blood and moans through chattering teeth ...

Ruuunnnnnnn

before you can scream or do anything a 6 foot long piece of steel bursts through your chest, exploding through your rib cage and striking the hovering ball of blood, as your life as an astronaut horrifyingly comes to an end you noticed that instead of the blood dripping to the ground, it begins to slowly run up the piece of steal to join with the red orb making it glow brighter and start to grow. as darkness seeps into the edge of your vision and a feeling of cold slowly encroaches your last thought is..

At least they made a game like the original Dead Space for the Oculus Rift.

I wish that people's wishes would stop having to do with space.

A Meteor mysteriously appears out of thin air (not space) and smashes your computer, you can no longer see the wishes that are wished for.

I wish they'd release Phoenix soon.

He's been caged in darkness for 10,000 years, None know his true power, None may challenge him, His soul longs for vengeance and You will regret approaching him!
I want Terrorblade!!!





Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases. ~Chinese Proverb

Shadow Fiend employs soul keeper as his keeper of souls in his keep.

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I would actually learn to stop picking my nose (welp, bad habits)

One day, you pick your nose clean off. In that instant you learn to stop picking it. You would have it reattached, but you can't bring yourself to "pick" it up.

I wish there was an Ice Cream Kingdom