DUNK FOOLS with the King of the Axe [6.79 OF COURSE BITCH]

You ready to Dunk Scrubs?

Welcome to AXELAND *********kaaa! This guide will tell you all about how to man up with the king of beards himself. Do you want to make enemies fear your name, bulk up with a **** ton of HP and most of all SLAM SOME FOOLS? If not GIT THE HEEL AWAY FROM THIS GUIDE AND GO PLAY FACKIN SPIRIT BREAKER. (valve fix pls)

Bio: There was once a guy called axe who lived in axeland. He met a magic wizard who taught him the art of DUNKING and he discovered his destiny: PWN SCRUBS AND SLAM *****ES. Then he came to DotA land and was forgotten by the meta for all eternity. UNTIL NOW! The End.

The Axe Equation:

Super Meat Boy + Gimli = AXXEE

Solve for awesome.

If there's one thing I hope you learn from this guide, its this.

Pros / Cons

Pros:

Can be very tanky
Great ganking potential
1v1 any noob on their team in a right click battle!
INSTAGIB fools below 450-625 HP
IF THEY DARE POKE THE AXE, YOU POKE THEM BACK FOR 205 ******* DAMAGE

Cons:

Bad escape/maneuverability
Can't carry a game
Base right cick kinda ****ty
BATTLE HUNGER NERFED WTF IS THIS **** VOLVO

MAD SKILLZ

Beserker's Call

Axe taunts nearby enemy units, forcing them to attack him, while he gains bonus armor during the duration.
Radius: 300
Bonus Armor: 40
Duration: 1.5/2/2.5/3
Cooldown 10 Mana 80/90/100/110

If Axe challenges you to a fight, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM OR FOREVER LIVE IN SHAME! Affects Magic Immune + Invis units too, SO **** YOU BKB RIKI!! You even get a **** ton of bonus armor too, so this aint a fight that dumb *** gondar is gonna win.

Battle Hunger

Enrages an enemy unit, causing it to be slowed and take damage over time until it kills another unit or the duration ends. Axe gains movement speed for each unit affected with Battle Hunger.
Duration: 10/12/14/16
Movement Slow: 10%
Bonus Movement Speed: 10%
Damage Per Second: 15/20/25/30
Cooldown 20/15/10/5 Mana 75/85/95/105

This skill used to be so imba it made people puke all over their monitor. But then it got nerfed and made Axe sad. :c BUT ITS STILL ONE HELL OF A SKILL!!! Use it for harass, chasing, teamfights, whatever the hell you want. At level 4 the cooldown goes to 5 SECONDS! SPAM ALL THE DOT!

Counter Helix

When attacked, Axe performs a helix counter attack, dealing damage to all nearby enemies.
Radius: 275
Chance to Helix: 17%
Damage: 100/135/170/205
Cooldown 0.45/0.4/0.35/0.3

If you even think about touching the MANLY RED MASS OF SEXY MUSCLE THAT IS THE AXE he immediately counters you by handing out a free 205 damage to anyone stupid enough to stand near you! What tells a good axe player from a bad axe player is the amount of spins he get. Not luck, pure SKILL.

Culling Blade

Axe spots weakness and strikes, dealing moderate damage but instantly killing an enemy unit with low health. When an enemy unit is killed in this way, Axe and nearby allied units gain bonus movement speed.
Kill Threshold: 250/350/450 (300/450/625*)
Damage: 150/250/300
Range: 150
Bonus Movement Speed: 40%
Bonus Attack speed: 40%
Movement Speed Radius: 900
Movement Speed Duration: 6 (10*)
Cooldown 75/65/55 (6*) (0**) Mana 60/120/180

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!! TIME TO DUNK FOOLS so long as they're below 450 HP. Dont try it otherwise. PRO TIP FOR PROS: Check your Dunk target's health before YOU SLAM HIS ***! And get this, son. If you successfully SLAM a fool you get to do it again. No cooldown. **** YEAH YOU CAN GET 5 DUNKS IN A ROW! RAAAAAMPAGE *****ES!

SPEND THAT DUNK MONEY

Stout Shield:
Makes your spins cost even less HP!

Vanguard:
NOW YOU'RE ROLLIN! TANK THE **** UP with some regen and max HP, plus an improved block.

Blink Dagger:
Blinku Dagger will let you catch up to people and Beserker's Call them, or DUNK THEIR *** or do whatever the hell you want. Gives you an escape option too.

Boots of Travel:
Tranquils used to be Axe's best buds until they got nerfed. Now you can do with regular brown boots until you get a pair of these bad boys. AXE IS A RACECAR VROOM VROOM *********KASSS.

Armlet of Mordiggian:
Always a fun item to have. Gives you damage and tankiness. What's not to love?

Blade Mail:
WITH THIS ITEM YOUR ENEMIES SHALL SUFFER FOR EVERY POINT OF DAMAGE THEY DARE DO TO THE AXE!

Black King Bar:
Move the **** over annoying int supports with a **** ton of disable and nuke.

Heaven's Halberd:
Helps you take down those monster right clickers easy peasy.

***ualt Cuirass:
CARRY AXE NEW META AAFSHSHGTTHSGFJJFHSA***

Aghanims Scepter:
YOU ARE THE DUNK MASTER! Now its even easier to dunk scrubs!

Conclusion

Thanks for reading my guide to the ULTIMATE DUNKING MACHINE! If you enjoyed please comment and rate up, also be sure to check out my SCRUB OWNING BRISTLEBACK GUIDE

Thanks for reading and HAPPY DUNKING, *****ES!