Safecyn's Sinister Six: Prologue
Views: 1987 SafecynNo one talks about stats like that. You are NOT the cool, young fresh Nahaz.
Shush. Anyways, in my many years of playing Dota 2 I have engaged in 1227 matches. A lot of Dota, for sure!
Jeeez. How many hours do you have logged to Steam on this thing?
Only... 3000 plus... shush, I have a life I swear. Anyways, that's not the statistic that matters, here. What matters is this: as of this writing, I have never played more than 43 games on a single hero.
... what? How the heck is that possible? You don't have a main hero? Something you spam to try and win games?
The only hero I spam is the random button.
You are the worst kind of filthy casual game-ruiner in existence, you know that?
Fair enough. It does have its advantages though: when Dotabuff released their arbitrary achievements, I was ASTOUNDINGLY close to the Every Hero Challenge. I've won games on practically every hero there is: I'm versatile like that.
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