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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Timminatorr » February 22, 2015 6:08am | Report
KoDyAbAbA wrote:

yo momma so fat, she ..... uh....stuff.

scrublet.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by KoDyAbAbA » February 22, 2015 6:18am | Report
YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE FART, UNDYING BAIL OUT NIGGA.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Unscathed » February 22, 2015 6:39am | Report
wtf?? yo mama so fat! how she got 990 gpm? yo mama so fat volvo pls fix
Don't Worry, Be Happy

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » February 22, 2015 6:49am | Report
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she uses Rot, all units on the map die. That's right, even allies.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by SeveNthSense » February 22, 2015 7:11am | Report
Yo Mama so fat that even D3MON couldn't throw her

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » February 22, 2015 7:12am | Report
Yo mama's so fat, Shadow Fiend gets 36 souls from killing her.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Timminatorr » February 22, 2015 7:17am | Report
SeveNthSense wrote:

Yo Mama so fat that even D3MON couldn't throw her

hahaha!!! id like to nominate this for best yo mama joke EU XD.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by porygon361 » February 22, 2015 7:32am | Report
Why do Africans hate playing Earth Spirit?

Because they think it is an OP hero.




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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by TheSofa » February 22, 2015 7:34am | Report
SeveNthSense wrote:

Please remember that these are jokes, and aren't meant to be taken seriously. I apologize in advance to anyone who is offended by this:

Why are Americans bad at Dota?
They can't defend towers.

This joke was banned a while ago, I got in trouble for posting it. Please remove it as soon as possible.

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep by Wulfstan » February 22, 2015 7:36am | Report
Enough momma / tower jokes. Closed.

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