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i dont do solo pubs, i have too many people to play with for that... so last night in a rare moment everyone is in a game or is watching the DAC and i want to play.
i thought why not do a quick solo pub.
we load up and peple are chatting and talking and im think wow ok then this isnt as bad as i remember.
im the last pick
hmmmm we need a carry.
hmmmmmmmmm guys what do u think about PA?
they all agree and jakiro says "i will support you"
oh wow swell i have supports :):)
i go to the safe lane where we dual lane against a silencer TA lane.
****
so i say to everyone
if i dont get a 12 minute bf ill go an armour reduction build.
sure they all say.
after some insane plays ;)
i get a 13 minute bf. against a silencer TA lane.....
i then farm up my phase and i have gotten 3 kills to 0 deaths.
its around the 22 min mark and im taking stacks in the jungle when all of a sudden jakiro dies up top out of position.
he then says
"PA why arent you fighting?"
i say they have too much control let me finish my bkb and i will team wipe."
"no you noob your our front liner jump into them"....
i pause in utter horror at that statement.
so i respond.
im not a front liner. we have a bristle back and i need a bkb.
im nearly done.
then they start to flame me.
"noob PA buys bf and farms instead of fighting"...(classic line btw considering bf is a farming item)
"this PA is so **** cant even fight"
by this stage i am 4-0 and have bf phase helm and bkb.
its around the 30 min mark.
team fight happens bottom and i think yea i can fight now.
i jump in an kill silencer and invoker. then i jump on the medusa. kill her too.
TRIPLE KILL!!
i speed after the fleeing cm and crit for 1.3k on her face.
ULTRA KILL!!
all this btw was only with me and tinker.
i then take rosh and push two towers down.
i go back to farming.
"OMG STOP FARMING YOU NOOB ****ing fight"
at this stage i am 8-0 and the nearest person is the tinker.
it seems like they are all in a 4 stack and im the solo que. sooo...
they all start flaming me.
i now have bf helm bkb abyssal aegis phase and about 3/4ths the way to satanic.
they keep flaming me in speak until i get angry and go hey ... just ignore them
and then i go about my business
farming and getting kills all with out the help of the other 4.
i push lanes solo cause they keep telling the enemy where i am.
i take fights solo cause as soon as the enemy approach they say
"HERE TAKE THE USELESS PA ****ING SCRUB" and back off
i then get an ultra kill AGAIN!! and i ...
dont say anything...
i just take tower and smile.
then i solo the medusa and silencer top take the last tier 2 tower push to rax which i take then take bot rax and get another ultra kill.
i start bashing ancient and
at this stage i cant hear them talking?
i go?
guys you still there?
yea
whats up? you arent saying anything.
silence.
guys? im sorry im scrub maybe next time ill listen to you ......
if i want to lose.
kills ancient types in all chat...
"if you can carry a team as bad as this you can carry anything"...
Pa is not a farming carry.
Many would give their lives on this statement. Oh you can do so good by having just a helm and bkb.
People have realised that pa comes up fast and they expect it as such. They dont want farmer they say.
They want fighter pa they say.
They want fights before 30 minute mark they say.
THEY SAY.
I have had one of these games.
We had a bounty hunter in my team that went safelane with me, took all the farm.
I typed in all chat thay bh wants #1 and i am afk farming. Ty.
25 mins in i have a bfury bkb and Basher. 4 deaths no kill, all from lane where bounty uses me and then breaks invisibility to ks after i die. He even maxed jinada for stealing cs.
Omg wtf this pa wants to throw.
Says bounty after dying 5 times in a row to a gemm carrying shadow blade sniper.
I say sorry guys m noob, its only my 168th time as pa.
While bounty tilted at the windmill, i go rosh.
Then i get rampage and end mid raxes and t4 towers.
I type sry m noob. Commend carry bounty.
Everyone LOLs in all chat. All game i just kep my cover of being noob. Oh hey what's this rampage thingy?
Hey bounty ! I killed 5.
Hey bounty i got out of a solo 5 mana gank. Thanks for help man!
I mean the whole team i had, never answered me cooperated with me or showed any sign that i existed. Omniknight always healed a bounty in fights.
But i dont care. It is a 5 man game they say.
They say...
I say it is one man slug fest where all the rest just stand and watch.
We won the game and i ended with this : i love 1v5. But more than that i love 1v9. They got the idea.
And hence came That line valve added about not making more enemies than the 5 you already have in a game.
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